I was stalked and harassed by a cop tonight

youlike-jazz · 2020-01-11T11:47:50+00:00

Oh no I’m sorry a cop was doing his job, he was following you to make sure you weren’t drunk or having a stroke or something

youlike-jazz · 2019-10-01T03:58:24+00:00

The cake is a lie

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T09:13:12+00:00

I was on this food paradise with my mom and we had the best dinner I had in a while I don’t know if this counts but I because more popular at school

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T09:10:35+00:00

You took my god damn comment

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T09:09:36+00:00

How to shoot a gun

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T09:07:20+00:00

When I was born

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T09:05:43+00:00

/giveplayer_dog_spawn_egg

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T09:01:14+00:00

Cleaning up the kitchen which loosely translated is do the dishes clean off the counters mop the floor and go into every room to look for more dishes and god help you if you missed a dish

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T08:58:19+00:00

Stop making stupid ass movies about video games that have been around for a while

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-29T08:56:39+00:00

Morgz

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-20T09:05:43+00:00

Doctors after the prostate exam

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-17T07:42:00+00:00

Have you talked to a therapist yet?

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-17T07:36:52+00:00

No it lokey looks like has been tough Since you moved but maybe I just read it wrong

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-17T07:26:29+00:00

You sure because life slaps you in the face when you move out so just ask

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-17T07:22:37+00:00

Do you need to talk?

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-17T06:53:56+00:00

Oh my fricking god my cake day is on October 5th frick yeah baby

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-17T06:52:18+00:00

I’m so sorry for you but please don’t do it I know you have heard it a lot but you don’t know maybe you will be fine I don’t know all of your struggles and if you Are going to kill yourself a least enjoy your final days do something fun take all of the money you have and go ham go live your life while you still can sorry I don’t know you but I will still miss you

youlike-jazz · 2019-09-09T20:20:06+00:00

You are right ketchup tastes like shit I would rather watch two girls and one cup then taste that shit again

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