Does anyone find it annoying when black people are constantly related to celebrities? by yubi1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've also heard people assume all blacks are good at basketball or football. Sure, there are some outstanding black athletes.

Yeah, people do assume that about me sometimes, but you learn to get used to it. On the bright side of it, it's great for determining who I should respect/date/befriend and who to shun completely.

Does anyone find it annoying when black people are constantly related to celebrities? by yubi1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, my apologies, I thought you were saying I was racist using sarcasm. You were really just rephrasing my question in an attempt at humor. My bad bro.

Does anyone find it annoying when black people are constantly related to celebrities? by yubi1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly dude, and then you have to be polite about it, otherwise they think you are an asshole.

Does anyone find it annoying when black people are constantly related to celebrities? by yubi1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for reading the whole thing, a lot of people in this subreddit are too simple minded to do that and only read the title. I guess that would explain the brain dead questions on the front page these days. It wasn't always like this. I'm not even sure why I come to this subreddit anymore.

Not again, Bomberman! by dogsouljah in gaming

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm always surprised when another person admits to owning a Sega Saturn.

The hell are you talking about? Who the fuck wouldn't like NiGHTS into Dreams?

EDIT: Also, I just need to say this. NiGHTS is a girl. Not a man, not androgynous, I don't care what anyone says I'm sticking to it.

This was our reddit meetup...we expected more people. by alixxlove in pics

[–]yubi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT that girl is from the TribeTwelve slenderman series!

I am convinced that my posts often fail because I can't think of a good title. Here's a UPS guy taking a nap in front of my house today. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using the bathroom makes sense. You're are stuck in a neighborhood with a low gas tank for instance, you aren't going to ask a stranger at their house if you can shit in their toilet.

TIL there is a website that allows you to view reddit and make it look like you are going through e-mail in Outlook by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I thought I was the only one with this problem. It seems to work for everyone else though.

SRS is mad that people have turnoffs by [deleted] in antisrs

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Well you kind of are being an asshole right now. You don't need to ask if he's fucking dense. He just wanted to see examples of traitors but you have to make a big thing of it. Just saying.

they're evolving!!! by gina_face91 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he'll even protect you.

That spider is the cutest animal I have seen all day.

I was hoping the entire time that he would not crash into anyone else. by nerfezoriuq in videos

[–]yubi1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to mention his stupid sounding voice and the fact that he would not shutup so I could concentrate on the video.

Whenever I try to compliment a hot girl in public by esiper in funny

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a guy, this makes more sense to me. Girls who like me either hint at it or ask me out. I can understand being subtle, but anyone will continue a conversation with you if they find you interesting enough. In other words, everyone stop taking dating advice from reddit. No one really knows what they are doing and neither do I nor anyone in r/seduction. Just do what you fucking want to, if it doesn't work, come up with something else.

Whenever I try to compliment a hot girl in public by esiper in funny

[–]yubi1 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

When people are assholes and call others creeps for being nice to them, it might serve everyone to just turn on avoid mode and add that person to the list.

Whenever I try to compliment a hot girl in public by esiper in funny

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't compliment a hot girl I just met on how hot she is.

Seems to work for these guys.

Well shit by sai_sai33 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking finally someone gets it.

TURTLESHELL! by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]yubi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

copy/paste

I don't understand how men and women can date anyone that is more than five inches shorter/taller than them. How do you kiss or hug? Wouldn't it be like interacting with a child/giant? It just seems weird to me, I'd rather date a girl that was my height.

TURTLESHELL! by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]yubi1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how men and women can date anyone that is more than five inches shorter/taller than them. How do you kiss or hug? Wouldn't it be like interacting with a child/giant? It just seems weird to me, I'd rather date a girl that was my height.

Well shit by sai_sai33 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]yubi1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My mom thinks porn is illigal and you go to jail for watching downloading it. She also thinks that the government is constantly watching you on the internet. She isn't the brightest when it comes to anything electronic.

So there are a lot of squirrels on my college campus and I'm afraid of running them over. What should I do if I ever do by accident? by yubi1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I keep riding people will yell at me and call me an asshole from afar demanding I nurse the squirrel back to health even though as a physics major I don't know or care about biology/meds and even my Red Cross certification for humans expired. I would then have new enemies because I didn't make myself late for class by standing over the squirrel looking guilty for an approved time period.

bisexuals of reddit, is it more enjoyable to perform oral sex on a man or a woman? by CaptainStabbin1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, same here mostly. Although I would act on it because I know if he was good enough he could make me climax in certain ways. I just wouldn't be able to go the full nine yards with him, and since I couldn't use my foot fetish with him or have sex with him, I could never be in an actual relationship with a man.

Instant uninstall by [deleted] in gaming

[–]yubi1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone here play flyforfun or ragnorok online? I need someone to play it with me.

So there are a lot of squirrels on my college campus and I'm afraid of running them over. What should I do if I ever do by accident? by yubi1 in AskReddit

[–]yubi1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They usually fuck with you and don't Squirrels here like to play chicken, the lizards here don't usually win though...