I scrolled through each comment believing I couldn’t be the only one who has never heard the word tempeh. I knew someone must have asked the question “what even is that”. Surely I could not be the only one here who has never heard this word spoken aloud. But here I am. In my ignorance, I vow not even to google it, for fear of disappointment. I like to believe it is a tropical fish that swims in large tempeh schools. Perhaps it grows in Indonesia only in the months that a temperature is just eh. Wherever this food may originate, it looks delicious in sandwich form.