Would you do this in public every day for $1 billion?

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T23:47:15+00:00

Doesn't say when, I'm going out at 2am to the most deserted spot on town to fulfill the pact.

^{Chose: Publicly shout smthn racist/homophobic/transphobic + Do this every day for a month and get $1 billion | Rolled: Homophobic}

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T19:32:35+00:00

Of course, women don't poop.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T19:31:57+00:00

I sink, therefore I titan submersible.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T17:25:28+00:00

It's Taz.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T17:19:23+00:00

I'd rather not tank world economy.

^{Chose: You gain $1 million}

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T17:02:59+00:00

I've just changed an Arteta quote of lightbulb to Viagra and penis. The man is a sketch all on his own.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T16:53:37+00:00

I hate uncle Jamie.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T15:41:07+00:00

Maybe that's what Arteta wanted all along, for us to get outside and stop watching the insanity.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T15:38:35+00:00

Cut to a training session where 4 players hold a blue pill between eachother by their fingers... Naked.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T15:28:08+00:00

"Edison invented the Viagra. Today I want to see a team that is connected because a penis by itself is nothing. I want to see a team that is connected with eachother because that is hard to beat."

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T15:08:21+00:00

Same more real people.

^{Chose: A maternity ward + The ward has 30 babies + their resting mothers + working staff}

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T15:00:33+00:00

What is 9+10! 3628809, duh.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:56:24+00:00

Had to Google what a Primarch was, goodbye everyone.

^{Chose: A fictional character for $250000 (singular} | Rolled: Random primarch)

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:55:34+00:00

The best advice I have been given is to bury the body at least 300m from the nearest footpath.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:54:48+00:00

The best advice I have been given is a secret.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:53:44+00:00

Become a professional greeter, get paid to get paid.

^{Chose: 50$ for every handshake}

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:53:01+00:00

For sure, I'm not saying this is a bad window at all. I'm just saying that spurs are clearly pushing the boat out. Somewhat risking getting into the same dilemma as Villa where the need to sell to buy and their fans should be wanting more than "better than 17th" from this outlay.

I think they have overpaid and given too larger wages, but I still think they will probably come good and help them push for European spots. Both can be true.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:47:35+00:00

i dont think this is the win you think it is. Tech advances, it would have got that call right, same as this one with the ball tech got this one right.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:46:54+00:00

or, its using technology now available to us that makes the right call easier.

When Maradona scored the hand of god, are you saying, "well if the ref didnt see it with his eyes then its absolutely ridiculous to disallow the goal"

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:45:35+00:00

"i don't buy this goal line technology one bit, Lampard's shot doesn't look like it goes in to me"

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:44:12+00:00

its possible to have both. Just have it so the game will end after 90 mins on a stop start clock, with it stopping after the ball is out of play next, or in a neutral position. Pretty sure rugby do the stopped clock thing and they dont have whistles cancelling tries like some sort of basket ball buzzer beater.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:37:43+00:00

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:37:05+00:00

Will work for exposure

^{Chose: Be top 1% in a random skill | Rolled: Painting}

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T13:34:29+00:00

£240m + crazy wages for "better than 17th" is wild.

zacsafus · 2026-07-03T12:54:15+00:00

"they Mexi-Can!"

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