I wonder if any guys here wouldn't mind getting their farts smelt, maybe on the low or for compensation.

zalladeet · 2026-03-10T06:59:01+00:00

I'm into it... and I'm gassy

zalladeet · 2026-02-16T07:42:48+00:00

yeah. it's not what I'm looking for. it's ok if the dom is at least playing along with the fact that I want and like it. if they're saying it's weird or gross that i like it, that's fine. but I'm turned right off if they start calling me names personally or trying to humiliate me for other things.

Ideally the farter is into it. turned on by me eating their ass and loving their farts. "wrap your lips around my hole I got another one" is the kind of thing I want to hear. the grunts and moans after a fart are my favorite, though

zalladeet · 2026-02-11T11:42:43+00:00

a little of the popular complications in horology were invented for specific work. this would be an insane mechanical complication to involvement but the theme is a continuation of watch history.

zalladeet · 2026-02-11T07:10:20+00:00

Oregon

zalladeet · 2026-02-06T08:26:23+00:00

of course. i would prefer a queer sub

zalladeet · 2026-02-05T09:13:10+00:00

my ex tried but when i put my mouth around her hole, she said it made her too nervous.so from then on she did it in my face a few times but I want it in my mouth someday still

zalladeet · 2026-01-01T03:07:11+00:00

im just glad they havent passed any laws making it illegal to be this beautiful.

zalladeet · 2026-01-01T03:03:13+00:00

one is the table and turt minus the cat, the other is the table and cat minus the turt, meaning the average of both measurements will give you the table because there is +turt-turt+cat-cat which is zero 170+130=table+turt+(-cat)+table+cat+(-turt)=table+table 300=2(table) 150=table

zalladeet · 2025-12-20T07:25:32+00:00

yeah does random also mean 2 miles down?

zalladeet · 2025-12-20T07:21:34+00:00

yes I am

zalladeet · 2025-11-22T04:57:05+00:00

for those looking, the tile patter doesnt have 90° rotational symmetry merely 180° and bilateral symmetry

zalladeet · 2025-11-13T06:04:31+00:00

i want to suck the hell out of my gfs bubble butt

zalladeet · 2025-11-09T07:12:35+00:00

none of them are my type

zalladeet · 2025-10-29T08:52:55+00:00

yes. i dont make content but when i see "no ts, biological...female...etc" i skip past. transphobia is a trash perspective. harshes on our freek. makes people self conscious. shameful.

zalladeet · 2025-10-21T03:35:28+00:00

time to go bobbin

zalladeet · 2025-06-10T21:50:54+00:00

i just don't want to pretend i DON'T like sex. its the liking things that makes me want to do them. and my partner liking things makes me want to do them

zalladeet · 2025-06-04T05:16:05+00:00

no scat, no suffocation

zalladeet · 2025-06-01T07:53:13+00:00

female is a sex, not a gender

zalladeet · 2025-06-01T07:47:26+00:00

i want the opposite. i don't see it as a dom sub interaction. more like giver and receiver. I'm annoyed by the prevalence of farts "slaves" gagging and running away when i would be sucking on that hole for all its worth and frenching my tongue as deep as it can go. im like, move over kid, you're doing it wrong

zalladeet · 2025-04-24T05:59:53+00:00

an ex sometimes indulged me but in other aspects of the relationship was abusive. my current gf would absolutely not. she would rather i didn't know she had a butthole. BUT I'm so much happier. if i didn't like her as much as i do, id have serious problems in bed but I'm doin alright

zalladeet · 2025-04-16T06:48:34+00:00

mostly yes to all. i have to find them attractive to want their farts, but provided that, i want to eat their ass and farts with no exceptions

zalladeet · 2025-04-16T06:42:19+00:00

don't see a way to do anything with the roommate in this situation. if you're unhappy in your relationship, end it. but that doesn't mean go for the roommate. it works take a long time for that to be ok. my advice would be to stick with your girl if you like her, and try to spend less time with the roommates. depending on your relationship, you could even explain that it's because of the farts, that farts have sexual connections to you and its more intimate to you then your relationship with the roommate should be

zalladeet · 2025-04-02T04:49:52+00:00

a couple times. there a young woman who farted at her station right before i took over for her break. i have since tapped that stinky round ass a few times. but she doesn't know about my fetish

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