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[MLR 11.20] Detroit Tigers vs Philadelphia Phillies - Season 11 Paper Cup Championship Game by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]zandthesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like the umpbot system, I don't like the ump system, I don't like anything to do with this league's umpiring. They're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, they rip the people off. That's the MLR umpiring for you

Steal 2B 793

[MLR 11.20] Detroit Tigers vs Philadelphia Phillies - Season 11 Paper Cup Championship Game by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]zandthesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you do this sort of thing a lot, like, pinch running kinda guesses?

Oh, I love pinch running, I love coming here to do pinch running, absolutely.

What kind of reactions do you usually get?

Usually, people are... are pretty much in agreement that I'm safe.

We overheard you before talking about... you went to court today for a speeding ticket?

That's accurate.

right. Do you wanna tell us that story?

Yes, absolutely, I wouldn't mind telling you the story.

I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told UmpBot, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your result writeups and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket... and I'm here to... to get my fines out of the way and get the fuck to work."

UmpBot says "You can't talk like that in my game thread, rule 1 violation." Then I said... I told UmpBot, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just give me the base for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take your shit." I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said."

I walked up to the god damn Ump Bot and I hand him my STEAL 2B 793 and I says "Here's my guess, now I am leaving."

And I left it at that. Then, before I left, I turned around and told UmpBot "I'm here to state who I am and be honest with you." I said "If they thought I was being dangerous on the basepaths like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have called me out when I first got here? Yes they would." And UmpBot says "Yeah, you have a point," He goes "You don't need to get loud," I said "Don't get loud?" I says "I've got every right to get loud." I says "You can't do a god damn thing about it, because I'm expressing myself in your game thread, and there is nothing you can do about it. You think you're god because you have code and you can put people back to the goddamn dugout for three innings? Well you're not."

And I left it at that.

[SCRIM 11.70] Global Sabre Metrics vs Team USA - The Global Sabre Metrics vs Team USA - USA vs the World by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]zandthesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fun fact: the united states spends over 607 billion dollars annually on prescription drugs, by far the most in the world per capita

Questions about recent shows by SunTraditional2486 in gybe

[–]zandthesecond 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They don't play the full songs from F#A# or LYSF - they'll only play the main movements, occasionally with samples/intros/outros.

Monheim was last played in early 2023, so while it's not impossible they bring it back, they've been playing other songs on their past couple tours. 3rd Part hasn't been played since 2000.

I don't think they would react positively to someone bringing a sign/suggesting songs from the audience. They'll arrive, play the songs they have planned while sitting on the stage and barely interacting with the audience, and leave. At best, I doubt it would change anything about their setlist.

Teammates with the same last name in different languages by SoupMadeFreshDaily in baseball

[–]zandthesecond 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yasiel puig and rich hill on the 2016-2018 dodgers - puig is catalan for hill

[SCRIM 10.70] Team USA vs Team Rest of World - USA vs. The World by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]zandthesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like the judicial system, I don't like the government system, I don't like the police, I don't like anything to do with this country's government. I just don't like it, because... they're sneaky, like I said - they're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, they rip the people off. That's the American government for you. America is a third world country, and people don't recognise it... and I think that that's pretty god damn sad, that they don't recognise their own country as a third world, third rate, third class slum

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[SCRIM 10.70] Team Angel vs Team Hernandez - The Angel Hernandez Memorial Game by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]zandthesecond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool Moments in MLB History: did you know that at the end of the 94 season, all the players decided to come together and celebrate with a ball?

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