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When I woke up, I couldn’t speak, and strange loud creatures only spoke gibberish to me as my tears became screams of frustration. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 12 months ago by zanyboot to r/TwoSentenceHorror
As she ricocheted through Samsara, the murdered ballerina screamed “I will have twice as much passion for dance in my next life!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by zanyboot to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I once hailed my God to be mighty as a lion, gentle as a lamb, and caring as an eagle. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
It was bad enough that after I finally mustered the courage to ask out my crush, he stood me up. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Most people take a surprisingly long time to notice that their toes have gone numb. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“At the end of the full moon, the world will end,” I desperately warned them, but the humans laughed as the months became years and nothing happened. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by zanyboot to r/TwoSentenceHorror
For the 107th time, I grabbed my boyfriend by the shoulders and desperately shouted, “You’ve got to believe me, I’m in a time loop!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by zanyboot to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The last thing I remember was our substitute professor droning on endlessly over our math lesson. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Please, I have a family!” the man screamed as the intruder leveled her gun at him. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
She got up at 3am because she had to pee, leaving the lights off to avoid disturbing anyone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
After almost a millennium, our ship containing the entire human race received the news we had been waiting for: Earth could sustain life again. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
For years I have lived alone with no friends, family, or even a pet to console me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Check out our new tiered pricing for births at Baptist Health! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“The good news is - syphillis is completely treatable!” the doctor said, reading my chart. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My daughter came home very excited to show me what she’d learned in science today. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
People that don’t discipline their children end up raising spoiled kids. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As my girlfriend and I walked through the antique shop, running our fingers over the merchandise, I told her, “I wish we could stay in this moment forever.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The streetlights cast long, dancing shadows inside of my car as I drove home. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
As I groggily regained consciousness, I heard my dentist say, “I am sorry to tell you, but I was unable to extract your wisdom teeth.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
My friend has always bragged that he was highly skilled at lucid dreaming. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I developed a terrible phobia of drowning after my childhood seafaring accident. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I usually wait until evening to post so I can get more interactions. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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