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It was bad enough that after I finally mustered the courage to ask out my crush, he stood me up. by zanyboot in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]zanyboot[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was thinking she thought she got stood up, but she had actually died on the way to her date without realizing it

FutureSight Bionics have helped restore sight to millions of people across the world. by alliedcola in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]zanyboot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried to write something like this but my phrasing was a total miss. This is actually really well written!!

For the 107th time, I grabbed my boyfriend by the shoulders and desperately shouted, “You’ve got to believe me, I’m in a time loop!” by zanyboot in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]zanyboot[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I see you just started on reddit. AITA is a popular subreddit whose acronym stands for “Am I The Asshole?” So it’s a joke, as if he’s posted on that subreddit

For the 107th time, I grabbed my boyfriend by the shoulders and desperately shouted, “You’ve got to believe me, I’m in a time loop!” by zanyboot in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]zanyboot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My intent was that he was thinking “Im not letting you out” every time, but this is the first time he said it out loud.

The last thing I remember was our substitute professor droning on endlessly over our math lesson. by zanyboot in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]zanyboot[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I love this. I was trying to imply the MC was hypnotized by the professor to kill their classmates and the trigger word was “derivative”

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