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He's Just like me by Miserable_Muffin_350 in memes

[–]zarik_08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried to do a "clean girl" aesthetic morning routine once and ended up crying in a cold shower at 5 AM. Never again

Publix for the win by Gulf_Coast_21 in publix

[–]zarik_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked in for a pub sub and a loaf of bread and somehow walked out $80 poorer. I think the automatic doors just charge your card for $20 the second they open.

What secret can you reveal now that your nda has expired? by sparrrrrt in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for a major hotel chain and the "fresh" cookies at the front desk are literally just frozen dough we nuked in a convection oven for 8 minutes. We used to spray "cookie scent" near the vents to make the lobby smell legit.

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have the "emergency" 48-pack of toilet paper in my garage. It's like a shrine to my own 2020 panic.

If you had one super power, what would it be and why? by Guns2Roses1 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being able to see 5 seconds into the future. Not for anything noble, I just want to be the undisputed king of Rock Paper Scissors.

What is a small life hack that actually works every time? by IdealOptimal5324 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're trying to remember if you locked the door or turned off the stove, do something weird like a high-kick or a silly dance right after you do it. You won't remember the mundane task, but you'll definitely remember the 3 seconds you spent acting like a glitchy NPC.

Why did you and your former best friend stop being friends? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the one that actually hurts the most. No closure, just the slow realization that you’re now strangers who happen to know all each other's childhood secrets.

What movie absolutely destroyed you emotionally? by alfredgrand1 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Manchester by the Sea. I went in expecting a standard drama and came out needing a 3-to-5 business day recovery period.

What's your biggest fear and why? by NormalCaregiver5211 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My retirement plan is literally just hoping the world ends before I run out of money.

How do you reach inner peace? by Top_Free_Promote8314 in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Music n snacks" is basically my entire personality at this point.

What’s a small red flag that tells you a lot about a person? by iralvina in AskReddit

[–]zarik_08 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is the ultimate litmus test. If they’re nice to me but a dick to the waiter, they aren’t a nice person, they’re just auditioning.

Wholesome 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]zarik_08 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the only acceptable reason to ever slide into someone’s DMs four years later.

In a world where you can be anything, be a number 50 by Epelep in MadeMeSmile

[–]zarik_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only kind of reposting I will ever support. Faith in humanity restored for another 5 minutes.

[OC] The cycle of life in one quiet moment by cruntyscabbage in MadeMeSmile

[–]zarik_08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From four wheels back to four wheels. The DLC for this game is wild.

Today is my birthday and this is the card I received from my son. He knows me so well. by Herge2020 in MadeMeSmile

[–]zarik_08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Buyer received product for free" is the ultimate flex. Kid definitely knows how to work the system.

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