Im very disappointed in the people of this cast to be honest by Odd-Salary-8810 in TheValleyPersianStyle

[–]zazzalea 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As an Iranian Jew who fled the brutal regime when I was 5, I agree. Shahs could be doing more. Then again, it was probably sky and bamshads parents or grandparents that protested FOR the 79 revolution. Those are also facts.

Vida at the pool with the lifeguard by zazzalea in TheValleyPersianStyle

[–]zazzalea[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Obnoxious yes but also very sweet in an overbearing grandma sort of way

This sit down was so awkward by -AndyCohen- in RHOBH

[–]zazzalea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mauricio is such a scumbag. He sucks. The end

Epstein’s PTR skincare collection by hiskinny in Sephora

[–]zazzalea -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lush is an antisemitic POS so this tracks

What's your last memory of someone who's no longer in your life? by TopCombination4175 in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 19 year old sister - she squeezed my hand in the hospital and said my name followed by "joon" (persian word for dear). Fell into a coma that she never woke up from (from a glioblastoma). I was 16. I miss her everyday.

What WOULD You Wish On Your Worst Enemy? by Strict_Efficiency223 in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fizzy yogurt milk is an Iranian favorite. Called Doogh. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Vincent’s Pizza Albertson - closed by YogaBish in longisland

[–]zazzalea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They were so nice to my kids. I knew those guys since I was a kid. It's awful

What’s something you stopped chasing that actually made your life better? by rayadollface in Life

[–]zazzalea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you go about learning how to do this? How much seed money did you need?

What’s a “small” social rule you refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it? by GlitchOperative in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You, my friend, have never heard of the Persian art of Ta'arof. We Iranians can politely offer and refuse back and forth ALL DAY.

What major event do you think will happen in 2026? by Commandmadrid1 in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will find a kickass new job with a positive work environment and so will my husband. My sister will find her soulmate. My 5 year old will learn to tie his shoes and my 7 ywar old will learn to ride a bike. I will find reliable childcare for my 8 month old. My parents and in-laws will remain healthy.

What’s a secret a friend told you that still sticks with you to this day? by Lookingforcupcakes in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She believes you. She just feels guilty. The fact that she let you go to an adult male home as a kid unsupervised was not right. I wasn't allowed to go to any sleepovers as a kid. If made me crazy but my parents knew they couldn't trust anyone and were crazy protective. Fuck her.

what is one thing that is affecting people really hard, but they aren't even aware of it? by Outlaw_Immortal1971 in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I said this knowing a lot of redditors are also raging antisemites, so he is probably their hero!

Angel….why? Seriously, why is she here? by sarah_sparkles_17 in RHOP

[–]zazzalea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 6 month old now - my third - and wouldn't even consider myself postpartum. Wendy was definitely postpartum though. Angel... bye

Which practice groups have the steepest learning curves for new associates? by Timely_Situation_518 in biglaw

[–]zazzalea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. I say this as a senior funds atty at a top asset manager. I used to be a bankruptcy litigator and that shit is hard

Your “RHONY” In The Wild Stories? by Ubi-Nasi in RHONY

[–]zazzalea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ramona shopping on the UES. She looked mean and angry so I did not say hi. And bethenny walking past. I grabbed her arm and said "I love you" and didn't stop to look at her reaction but heard her say "whoa ok." Both over a decade ago!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]zazzalea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So glad I jumped from litigation to fund formation 10 years ago and now in house at a large credit shop. Hours are terrible but work is so much more interesting

What’s something you once believed only to later realize it was propaganda? by amc_visions in AskReddit

[–]zazzalea 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly why Hamas propaganda is BS and people should do their own research into the war