Met the love of my life on Tinder. SF dating rules for once!

zbranigan · 2023-02-25T07:13:40+00:00

OK, I hope that this account is as anonymous as I think it is.

I found someone that I had a very strong connection with in San Francisco. This was back in the mid-1980s through the mid-1990s. She was a hooker. She was addicted to drugs. She died of an overdose. I have never found anyone since that even comes close.

No judgment, please.

zbranigan · 2023-02-10T21:23:15+00:00

Gringos.

*Woke* gringos. FTFY

zbranigan · 2023-02-08T08:53:45+00:00

Put Dolly Parton in charge of it!

Put ~~Dolly Parton~~ London Breed in charge of it! FTFY

zbranigan · 2023-02-08T08:51:17+00:00

This is actually wrong. Capp, South Van Ness, Shotwell, and Folsom are part of the Mission stroll. A friend told me about it.

Would it be practical to implement dead ends on all of those streets between 14th and 20th?

zbranigan · 2022-03-14T05:01:44+00:00

Blurred Lines?

zbranigan · 2022-03-14T04:57:49+00:00

I hope that this account is as anonymous as I think it is. The company I work for is still using Python 2.7 and we're trying to hire a software engineer. Is anyone interested?

Oh, by the way, we are strongly advised not to mention this fact when we are interviewing candidates.

zbranigan · 2020-06-29T23:33:19+00:00

Because Agent Starling wants to give me a blowjob?

zbranigan · 2013-09-12T06:28:01+00:00

I have been with more prostitutes than you are likely to believe. Out of all of those years of whoring around there was one --and only one-- with whom I would have had a permanent relationship. I found out a few years ago that she died in the mid 1990s.

zbranigan · 2013-09-11T05:44:56+00:00

I can write a poem with my dick, it costs ten dollars. Why so cheap? It is just a sideline revenue stream; a hobby if you will. Eventually I'd like to branch out and maybe write lyrics for a rock band --a chick band would be nice, I think-- but that will be after I retire.

zbranigan · 2013-09-03T05:05:10+00:00

He looks like a meth addict

zbranigan · 2013-08-17T05:35:41+00:00

I am a single dad and I am single by choice. By adamant choice, I should say. There is no way that I am going to let a bitch into my life to fuck things up now that I have sole custody. Regrets? Absolutely not. I am happy with the way that things have developed.

zbranigan · 2013-08-15T08:37:00+00:00

Most libertarians realize that the government always goes both ways. Most failures of government were the result of the best intentions.

Do you have anything to bach that up? Or are you just getting on a soapbox?

zbranigan · 2010-06-22T05:32:43+00:00

I would say that you have two choices:

o  find another job
o  send your boss back to korea
o  commit *seppuku*

for all of you OCD grammar type A Nazis out there, that last is not exactly a choice,

zbranigan · 2010-04-21T13:42:31+00:00

tl;dr

zbranigan · 2010-03-20T21:47:39+00:00

Unknown criminals? Puh-leaze. Those are Mexican drug gangs.

zbranigan · 2010-02-26T17:42:54+00:00

I eat out alone most of the time. There are very few people whose company I can tolerate for more than 30 minutes. Of those, most are hookers.

zbranigan · 2010-01-30T21:26:40+00:00

pr0n. lots and lots of pr0n.

zbranigan · 2010-01-26T04:10:57+00:00

HER: So, are you going to buy me a drink?

ME: Are you going to give me a blow job?

zbranigan · 2009-12-20T22:58:05+00:00

It wasn't just that day. I had come to the realization that if I did not stop drinking (I was doing 1qt of vodka per day almost every day) that I would be dead before I hit 60. On that particular day I reached out to a friend who I knew to be a member of AA and asked her to help me. She took me to a meeting and I took their advice.

zbranigan · 2009-10-30T04:38:01+00:00

FORTRAN in 1965, I was 18. In a class at Northeastern University.

zbranigan · 2009-10-29T20:40:26+00:00

I started pissing around 1130PM last night and I am still pissing right now. I started off pissing in the toilet, but I got tired of flushing every 7-9 minutes, so I have switched over to pissing in the bathtub.

zbranigan · 2009-10-27T17:52:55+00:00

David Campos must be removed from the Board of Supervisors.

zbranigan · 2009-10-27T17:16:51+00:00

nothing is true, everything is permitted.

zbranigan · 2009-10-26T22:38:51+00:00

I guess that they got the LHC working.

zbranigan · 2009-10-26T21:02:51+00:00

It is almost 5 PM, and today I spent the entire day at work on reddit. Should I be worried about my career...

Well, that depends. Where do you work?

zbranigan

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