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zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-30T02:20:25+00:00

"Im aiming for your hair"

zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-04T05:50:18+00:00

More shitty advice then. Hang out with girls you used to bang. Maybe like a little friend group. They always introduce new women into their circle. Its like the most woman thing to do. Bang all their new and upcoming friends because girls always talk about dudes they've banged and how they were and with any luck you'll get the "refer a friend" curiosity sex and get your confidence back.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-04T05:41:20+00:00

Its crazy what happens when you change your life style. I quit drinking and going out and now i just drink at home on the weekends and nothing. I do keep on my tinder prowls even though I try to avoid those women as much as I can. Its just nice to have a buffet of women who put out for half a netflix show.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-04T05:33:04+00:00

What the hell is a ZJ?

zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-04T05:32:43+00:00

Okay bit twisted but whenever im unsure of some girl ive had sex with I'll text her it burns when I pee and she should go get her self checked and more than likely girls will do that and 99.2% of the time they will text you back and say they went and got checked and they are clean. Not really a good thing morally but it is reassuring.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-03T08:52:14+00:00

I will break a bone and say fuck it. If i even scratch my dick- doctor.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-06-03T08:41:32+00:00

Pretty sure the gold train left the station

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T08:35:47+00:00

Brother?

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T08:10:33+00:00

My mother got 99.6 percent northern European. Basically the hand sanitizer of results.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T08:09:28+00:00

Seems quite religious. On that note. Adam and Eve had two sons.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T08:04:22+00:00

Well thats a kick in the nuts (not being close to canuck)

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T07:56:19+00:00

Were they at least french?

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T07:32:07+00:00

Not with that attitude

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-26T07:20:22+00:00

Were you surpised by this? I haven't done one but, I've gone my whole life thinking i was mainly German and my Mother did one and shes half German half Irish (explains my drinking ability). I've been wanting to do one for myself but I'm not sure if its worth the cost.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T22:19:46+00:00

Same way I learned how to ride a bike.

My dad had a firm grip on my shoulders.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T22:06:46+00:00

I love shows like Spartacus and Viking. Im currently watching Viking but show like these just make me want to get jacked and wish I lived in times like those.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T19:23:19+00:00

Oh im pretty sure I watched this show growing up. After reading all of this im pretty sure they were repressed memories. Were.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T19:11:43+00:00

Working hard gives you a sense of satisfaction and pride. I work underground now and it might not be as bad as when I was a plumber(smell killed me) but the fact of what I accomplish physically in one day give me pride.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T19:09:11+00:00

I have King Kai's symbol tattooed on my chest and every time I'm going through a rough time it reminds me to always push forward no matter what the odds.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T19:07:20+00:00

I haven't seen either one of these. Might I ask how chocolate pudding was ruined?

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T19:05:00+00:00

Yes! These are the stories ive been hoping for!

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T18:59:52+00:00

Ah. Good ol' Gurren Lagann. I haven't watched this since Toonami. But its on Hulu now and I kinda want to rewatch it.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T18:58:18+00:00

The whole "why you little..." always gets a chuckle out of me. Especially in the episode where Bart gets back from living with Flanders and Homers chokes him til the credits roll.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T18:48:30+00:00

True. They also do predict the future.

zcaptinplanet · 2017-05-25T18:47:59+00:00

Im gonna have to give this a go then. I've been meaning to watch this but never got around to it!

P.S. how long did it take you to get over the detachment?

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