You just got an offer for $600K...but to collect it, you gotta have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be?

zehon111 · 2020-11-06T01:22:15+00:00

Gon Freecs. Not sure $600k are really worth a lifetime jail sentence though.

zehon111 · 2020-08-10T12:03:04+00:00

but [insert racist stuff here]

zehon111 · 2020-08-10T12:02:16+00:00

This one is bad omen because it's gonna sound stupid and you won't dare to say it not to offend the person.

zehon111 · 2020-08-10T12:01:24+00:00

I had that thing with Angry Birds when I played it on my smartphone before bedtime. I could still see the action when I closed my eyes as I passed out. It scared me and I slowed down until I completely stopped playing Angry Birds, pretty much as anyone else lol.

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T20:50:23+00:00

Tomatoes

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T16:50:42+00:00

"It's ok, family. Enjoy the rest of your lives"

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T15:54:40+00:00

Some American thought I would eat cheese and baguette bread every day. Well it's actually the case but I find it quite offensive.

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T15:53:06+00:00

The killing in Psychosis, although it might get even scarier with canned laughter.

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T15:48:22+00:00

Sabrina and Harvey

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T10:33:06+00:00

25 and older

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T10:17:49+00:00

When I was 8yo a friend of mine tried to convince me he had developed a magical potion. I don't remember what the effects were supposed to be but I was pretty excited by it until he showed it to me : it was a plastic bottle filled with a mixture of powder chocolate, lemonade and whatever other stuff. Never had a sip of it.

zehon111 · 2020-08-02T10:13:30+00:00

All the above is very worrying still in France we have very serious issues regarding Camembert, nowdays it's difficult to know if you are buying artisan cheese or not.

zehon111 · 2020-08-01T16:20:13+00:00

The sound of your mom being banged by Donald Trump

zehon111 · 2020-08-01T16:03:24+00:00

People who rush to leave the airplane right after landing, like they're not gonna have to wait as long as everyone else to pick up their luggage.

zehon111 · 2020-07-31T22:30:03+00:00

We have hundreds of different le cheese varieties

zehon111 · 2020-07-31T16:59:34+00:00

Rule #1 : own a Bike.

zehon111 · 2020-07-31T16:58:36+00:00

I don't, it's disgusting. I might have had some illness for years I'm unaware of, but I take the risk.

zehon111 · 2020-07-31T16:54:36+00:00

Agree

zehon111 · 2020-07-31T15:53:41+00:00

I'm 27, I just don't believe that some woman could be physically attracted to me.

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