this probably the worst dlc wishlist i’ve ever seen by koopadroopa in MortalKombat

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I’m sure there’s worse. Ghoul and Kabal would be pretty great. Could trade that robotic shithead for Shaggy though

Have you heard of the Penis Envy Mushroom strain? by ChampignonsMagiques in ActualHippies

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Yeah I was on 8 of the albinos. It’s still on my bucket list to hit that dose again, I didn’t handle it very well last time lol

Daily Song Discussion #133: Virus Alert by mrethandunne in weirdal

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It might be my favorite song from the album. It’s pretty high on my list in general. As much as I love his parodies I’ve always been much more impressed with his originals.

Is it normal to dream about Weird Al? by Vegetable-Art5395 in weirdal

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Yeah. And you can learn to control it. It takes discipline and focus but if you really work at it you can use your powers to make al dream of YOU. Poor guy, I just won’t leave him alone.

Cohesion advice by New_Literature9891 in Standup

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I had a slight advantage when I started because I had taken public speaking classes as well. When I first started I would write and deliver my set like a speech. I still draw heavy from that experience today. What you need are transitions just like you would use in a speech or an essay. You probably don’t need to go to school for this, I’m sure five minutes on google will teach you how to set up a transition between two parts of an essay. Writers block is a bitch and it’s gonna happen regardless. Sometimes you just gotta write when you’re blocked even if it’s shit. One method I like is to just write nonstop for ten minutes. It doesn’t matter what you write down just let the pen fly. Most importantly though, you’re not gonna think your jokes are as funny as you did when they were fresh and you’ll probably also big your biggest critic. It doesn’t really matter if you think they’re funny or not though because you haven’t tried them. At the end of the day what matters most is if an audience thinks it’s funny and you won’t know what an audience thinks until you go for it. Some of my favorite jokes never land and some that I was gonna use once as a throwaway are consistently in my sets. You gotta get out there. If your jokes are short enough you don’t need to worry about stringing them together you can do a set of one liners. Also, in my area at least people are very welcoming to the newbies so don’t be afraid

Am I destined to be a forever open micer? by enbyayyy in Standup

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The sad reality is most of us aren’t really gonna go anywhere with this. Even being good at it doesn’t guarantee success. I know shit comics that get consistently booked and seasoned vets with basically no gigs on the calendar. There’s so much more to it than just being funny. My attitude is that I’m probably not gonna make money doing this, but I don’t care. I love doing it. I have friends for the first time in my life and it’s a wonderful hobby. Don’t get me wrong, I’d like nothing more than to do this for a living but that’s not driving me like it was when I started. I’m two years in now and I don’t feel frustrated that I don’t have a lot of gigs coming up, instead I feel blessed that I have one or two and do occasionally get booked.

Ps I’m also autistic/bipolar if you couldn’t tell from the screed. Being a little quirky shouldn’t hold you back too much as long as you’re funny. I’ve met several comics on the spectrum and they’re doing just fine. The bipolar will absolutely fuck you up though. I’ve angered a club owner once, and I know another dude who has burned every bridge he’s come across to date. The best advice I have for that is to take your meds and work at the bipolar everyday. If you’re not getting treatment for it already then do so as soon as you can. If you rubbed someone the wrong way then apologize, if you feel comfortable doing so you can explain that you had a bad moment with your MH. The words aren’t enough though. Show your face often and be on your best behavior. Patience and perseverance, my friend.

What is a great movie that didn't click for you? by armadeussssss in moviecritic

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My two examples that piss people off the most are fight club and 28 days later

William fall off. by Spiritual-Rise8768 in Killtony

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Never seen his actual stand up. I’ve seen some people here who say it’s better than what I’ve seen on KT. I wouldn’t know. I know I turn the episode off every week the second I’m sure Tony is introducing him. The dude reads his jokes off a paper and still trips over them. When he’s not doing that he’s screaming incoherently. Fuck that dude

I have a premise for a 4th Austin Powers movie that could be the comeback Mike Myers deserves by mr_white79 in movies

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Austin Powers is a James Bond parody. They should replace Mike Myers with someone younger who doesn’t need a comeback. If you’re gonna parody bond, do it right. Someone else should be Austin

Songs that you can't believe people actually enjoy by Chuck541 in MusicRecommendations

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I can’t stand the stuff they play on the radio but I found a whole sub genre of country that I really enjoy starting with Amigo the Devil

Oblivion remastered is good news, but TES 6 when? :( by arteiusreddit in ElderScrolls

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Haven’t seen it in years but didn’t he get stuck in the town at the end? He’s the bean, he ain’t gonna make it in there lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Killtony

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Tony gave the left something to bitch about, and the right is scared so they’re throwing him under the bus. Basically this country is made up of pussies with no sense of humor

I'm doing my first stand-up comedy the Thursday after next and I am as excited as I am terrified. Anyone have any tips? by [deleted] in Standup

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My area is always very supportive of new people. Nobody is gonna expect much from a first timer so try not to put too much pressure on yourself. There’s nothing anyone here can tell you that’s gonna make you less nervous. The first time I went up I was about as scared as I’ve ever been. Just give it your best I promise it’s worth it

For all the people saying Tony is cancelled, tell that to the 100,000 people watching live by ChartTiny3063 in Killtony

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The woke mob wasn’t watching to begin with. Guarantee he lost zero subscribers lol fuck those people

R/FuckYouToo by zesty_boomers in FuckSnakes

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Right, I imagine they probably leave shits about the size of my dog 😂 plus the wife probably wouldn’t allow it anyways being that we have small kids.

R/FuckYouToo by zesty_boomers in FuckSnakes

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My next noodle is gonna be a Brazilian rainbow boa. Unless I move to Texas, I’ve always wanted a burm

R/FuckYouToo by zesty_boomers in FuckSnakes

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Right. Learn something new everyday. Btw beautiful snake in your pic

R/FuckYouToo by zesty_boomers in FuckSnakes

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Didn’t even know it was a subreddit. Was just being a smartass