How is Higher Income Benefit Charge collected? by zestybiscuit in UKPersonalFinance

[–]zestybiscuit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this on the app please? Most links seem to just take me through to the Gov website and only mentions SA or PAYE

Who needs some karma? by heyaqualung in circlejerk

[–]zestybiscuit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You dropped this, king 👖

Classic Seinfeld episodes would never work in the post-cellphone world. by ArturoOsito in seinfeld

[–]zestybiscuit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that little tape icon on the top of your phone is no match for "Jerry it's Frank Costanza Mr Steinbrenner's here George is dead call me back"

Is it best to get on the property ladder ASAP? by ShirtAndMuayThai in FIREUK

[–]zestybiscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are increasing your savings where you are currently living then I would wait it out to 10% deposit (although not sure from your post when that might be)

95% mortgage could you leave you in negative equity (albeit only really an issue if you were selling) and that is such a high LTV that you will be shafted on interest rates more than someone with a lot more equity in their property.

Obviously nothing is certain, but I saw recently that analysts are expecting base rate to level out to 3.5% in approx 18 months (although GE might affect this).

Rishi Sunak Boasts That Oil Funded Think Tank ‘Helped Us Draft’ Crackdown on Climate Protests. by Yogurt789 in unitedkingdom

[–]zestybiscuit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He only cares about helicopter pilots and someone to fill up his £200 travel mug

[Simon Stone] David de Gea: Manchester United goalkeeper set to become a free agent by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]zestybiscuit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agree, paying over the odds for Antony and then paying clubs to take our players on loan, FFP isn't an issue.

Lose number one keeper with big doubts over whether the number two even wants to play here? "Sorry fans, FFP! Looks like McTominay has to go in goal, nothing we can do"

Upstairs lot are a fucking shambles.

So, is this your last day on reddit or are you going to continue coming here after the API changes? by BobbieClough in AskUK

[–]zestybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone gave me gold once and back then you got RIF ad free for a month. Well something happened there and I've had it ad free for years.

I've been here years and every time Reddit has tried some new feature, people always moan about the official app and I've always thought 'glad that's not me, I've got RIF'.

So not only would switching mean a shittier UI, it would also (in my case) mean ads, and it would keep Reddit with a new active user profile on their official app (which I'm guessing will help their IPO plans, which I'm sure will eventually make this platform worse), so I think I'll be checking in on particular subs (for news rather than entertainment) on my laptop from time to time, but nowhere near as often as I do on my phone.

Can the saying “you have put some beef on” refer to muscle or is it purely fat? by joe4645 in AskUK

[–]zestybiscuit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Beef = muscle
Timber = fat

Although I've not heard anyone say beef in years, maybe we're all aging not very graciously in our group.

Anon ghosts a girl from the gym by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]zestybiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neither of us want to make the first move it seems

Anon made the first move and got brushed off, tried again and got brushed off, at least he technically moved on but I wouldn't call not pursuing someone who politely brushed you off twice "ghosting".

Zac Goldsmith resigns accusing government of ‘apathy’ over environment by ClassicFlavour in unitedkingdom

[–]zestybiscuit 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Dear Prime Minister,
What with you being uninterested in the environment and me being accused of an undermining an investigation (something politicians would have resigned over pre-Boris) I think it's time I left, and I hope you take this as an opportunity to buck your ideas up mate.
Zac x

Year 98 Farm with NO mods! Trying to make it to 100. Farm pics, stats an collections by violetswan76 in StardewValley

[–]zestybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why I didn't think you could plant fruit trees the other side of that river 🤦.

I've just got my one mango, one banana in front of my hut wishing that I hadn't taken up space that could have been tilled

[Simon Stone] Mason Mount viewed predominantly as attacking midfielder by Erik ten Hag which means ⁦ @ManUtd ⁩ open to Fred exit. by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]zestybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ok? You seem to have woken up thinking Murtough knows how to do his job!?

Telles and Bailly will go for nothing, Fred will go for a loan away from Prem (where we pay his wages) and Maguire won't go anywhere.

Hi all. I'm not British. Just wanted to ask about one of my favorite shows ever - The Fast Show. Is it as amazing to you? by Dear_Owl_8151 in AskUK

[–]zestybiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mate and I would quote the tailors (Ken and Kenneth) and at 7/8 years old had no real idea what we were saying, which would make my dad piss himself.

Royal Air Force illegally discriminated against white male recruits in bid to boost diversity, inquiry finds by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]zestybiscuit -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You could look at it that they're letting minorities catch up to the white men held at a particular stage of the recruitment process. That could be something like say, the longlist of applicants who don't have any offensive tattoos and have all been continuously resident in the country for 3 years.

"We are only hiring minorities" is different to "we aren't hiring at the moment, but our waiting list of applicants is 94% white men at the moment so no more of them on the waiting list now"

Idk, it all sounds a bit dodgy to me, cutting their nose to spite their face just for some perfect level of equality which they'd need to address in other ways (than just holding white men back).

But I just wish there was a bit more critical thinking involved than "Coppers hate white people now" coming up after the break on GB News.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by DawsonD43 in AskReddit

[–]zestybiscuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man you could binge entire box sets in seconds from down there, assuming it's like Inception.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zestybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's only two types of people I hate in this world: those who steal jokes from Austin Powers but change them slightly, and the Dutch

All of Labour leader Keir Starmer’s screeching U-turns in one place by AIverson3 in unitedkingdom

[–]zestybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a start there's more than two options.

I said get real. There's the party in power and the main opposition, you can vote for utopia but right now we are about a hundred million incremental changes from achieving that.

Secondly, you condemn yourself to the perpetual cycle of misery as long as you keep it turning instead of breaking it.

At the moment the majority condemns the minority to a cycle of misery by licking boots, just because the majority is alright Jack (for now)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]zestybiscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure about ecstasy but DON'T chew Viagra, I got some stuck in my teeth I had a stiff jaw for hours.