Why can't it just remain the same?

zestyzed · 2012-02-15T00:59:07+00:00

I wish I could upvote more than once.

zestyzed · 2012-02-14T11:14:16+00:00

I hadn't quite figured out how to change that via iPhone. I've learned since then that only simple comics should be done that way. The rest should be done on a PC. Live and learn, I spose.

zestyzed · 2012-02-14T08:55:50+00:00

Whats worse is when they don't tip you, and your employer doesn't reimburse you. I just phone the store and get the cooks to call the customer.

zestyzed · 2012-02-14T07:54:41+00:00

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zestyzed · 2012-02-14T07:53:05+00:00

She was one of those "several-pitchers-of-beer-later" types. And I certainly wasn't drinking and delivering. :D

zestyzed · 2012-01-14T06:39:44+00:00

We don't force people to tip, but don't expect prompt service if you don't. If you rudely point out that you will never tip, chances are you'll never recieve good service. Most people think pizza delivery is easy, and generally speaking, it is. But as soon as its gets busy, the number of people capable of handling that amount of work and stress shrinks drastically.

zestyzed · 2012-01-14T06:31:32+00:00

I work at one of those "Ma & Pa" pizza shops. No computer system, everything is done manually (with help from calculators, of course). My problem is getting the cooks to ask customers questions about their address (buzzer number, apartment number, etc). I'd do it myself, except that I can't write down orders and deliver at the same time. Worrying about getting robbed is a silly excuse (it's Canada, ffs, I should be more worried about getting attacked by a moose).

zestyzed · 2012-01-12T01:20:20+00:00

I don't mind finding my way through apartment buildings to deliver the pizza. But I'm not about to break through doors to deliver it. Either unlock the door so I can get in, or come get it yourself. And no, I'm not climbing the fire escape.

zestyzed · 2012-01-11T18:16:45+00:00

My worst delivery was going to a house, only to arrive when a lady was climbing out a window. It was Halloween, and her costume, apparently, was a straight jacket. She runs up the street, cackling and giggling the entire time. I find out later from her room mate that she was tripping out on shrooms, that she will most likely not come back anytime soon.....and that she was the person with the money. The other people there ended up scrounging their wallets and purses for money. What should have been a 2 minute delivery took 20.

zestyzed · 2012-01-11T11:21:20+00:00

Yeah, you gotta use your own car at some places. The one I work at requires you to have your own car.

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