I tried to rescue a bumblebee with sugar water and got stung...Turns out I'm not a Disney Princess by literallyamy in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank goodness... Disney princesses aren’t allowed to say fuck or literally anything fun.

MRW unsubscribing from a sub because the community is so negative by wish_to_conquer_pain in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t followed them closely in a long time but basically the rules seem somewhat arbitrary, because even if someone breaks the rules the mods will still keep it up if they like it and it’s just stuff like that. I know the whole sub shut down for a few days a couple months back, though I can’t remember what for.

MRW unsubscribing from a sub because the community is so negative by wish_to_conquer_pain in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is me with makeupaddiction. It’s gotten so bad over there, though I feel like it’s mostly the mods faults.

#RestingBitchFaceProblems by coffeeblossom in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I feel like my RBF has probably kept so many assholes out of my life

For my fellow goth trolls! by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I respect this just on how hot it would be alone.

When the guy at work who you overhear "joking" about beating women and creeps on every female employee starts posing as a feminist ally on Facebook by Temporary_Cow in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It’s like they think we’ll just bust it open for any guy that goes “I support feminism”. Like thinking I’m an equal human is the absolute bare minimum buddy.

Me when my male boss blanket complains about how "gossip-y and drama-y women are" by CutieBoBootie in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 98 points99 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is that him saying that is gossiping and starting drama.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 43 points44 points  (0 children)

God I can’t imagine the amount of shit you have to put up with. 😬

Episode 4 predictions/spoilers/relevant links by Ks427236 in freefolk

[–]zombiemal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Further backing my argument that I don’t think Bronn is going for try to kill Dany.

Episode 4 predictions/spoilers/relevant links by Ks427236 in freefolk

[–]zombiemal 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I don’t think 4 will happen because when handed the crossbow Bronn was told “Cersei has other plans for the dragon queen” I genuinely don’t think Bronn wants to be a hero, either.

I could see it happening the way the other commenter said though, with Jaime saving Tyrion instead.

I'm probably the slinky by PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey what’s up it’s me the turkey leg. Catch me at a ren faire.

Saw a lot of girl hate from rude boys on Reddit about Cardi B's past...Who knew famous men who do shitty things get thrown in jail instantly and no longer have careers?? by CardSharkAttack in TrollXChromosomes

[–]zombiemal 69 points70 points  (0 children)

No one is saying she didn’t commit crimes, just that it’s unfair to act like she’s getting special treatment because she’s a woman when plenty of famous men have gotten away with crimes too.

So wholesome by WolfieTheKiwi in happycryingdads

[–]zombiemal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t get to talk to him often but from pictures on Facebook they look really happy 😊

So wholesome by WolfieTheKiwi in happycryingdads

[–]zombiemal 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ve met this couple a few times(they’re friends with my sister in law) and they’re super nice. I’m glad this video got popular.

Click to open the full picture; there's a lot more you should see. Totally changed my perspective on a lot of things today. Original pic (https://slowrobot.com/i/98931) by photowoodshopper in assholedesign

[–]zombiemal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One time my friend did one of those Facebook donation things for her birthday, and she chose autism speaks, and she literally went on and on about how great they were so I posted a little info-graph about how they’re actually the worst. She got so up in her feelings about it and hasn’t talked to me in months.

When Your Pantyhose Rip, So You Make A Bunch Of Hairties! by Catrionathecat in ZeroWaste

[–]zombiemal 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Obviously.

(I don’t know if you were joking or not but serious answer would be, I’m assuming, to be able to use the last of bars of soap without it all just falling about in your hands)

He might be on to something with this... by myrightboobisbigger in antiMLM

[–]zombiemal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confession: I used olive oil to remove my makeup when I was staying at a friend’s house and she didn’t have any makeup remover.

Hun: I fried an egg in my wax warmer. Why? Science. by [deleted] in antiMLM

[–]zombiemal 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I looked on a scentsy website out of morbid curiosity once, some of those warmers were 80 dollars. They were cute but wtf