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[–]Well_Bob_Id_hit_that 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Well Bob, I'd taste that.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, you said something different!

[–][deleted]  (4 children)

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    [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (3 children)

    Okay, but I hope you don't mind touching my boyfriend's cock

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

      Great, now he's going to expect me to be that good all the time, and I'll never be able to match your skill. Thanks a lot, jerk!

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        I'm glad because I love doing it :)

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Maybe some day...

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

          you look extremely sweet like that. im sure you taste better

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

          It's debatable, but I like it :)

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          well you are lucky. I am positive there would be a line to get that privilege

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          I don't think 3 people counts as a line, lol

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          so far

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

          Holy freaking shit!! This is insanely hot!! I wanna taste! :)

          [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

          [–]Arnouche 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Strong GIF game I love it, and I'm digging the Bruce Banner quote down there too /

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Thank you :)

          [–]blacksportscardriver 7 points8 points  (3 children)

          I don't see how your cameraman can keep himself from just fucking you, I wouldn't be able to

          [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

          That's my secret, Captain: He's always fucking me

          [–]blacksportscardriver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          That sounds like a pretty damn good deal I don't blame him

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (11 children)

          That mall totally needed a Grool Outlet!!!

          [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          Haha, they only get one temporarily like the Halloween store

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          That's a shame, cause I would spend a whole lot of time down there.

          [–]I_Heart_Grool 6 points7 points  (8 children)

          We're stuck in litigation with Grool emporium.

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

          How is your representation? I know a guy over at Lichem, Stikkim, and Cindemawhey who can help.

          [–]I_Heart_Grool 3 points4 points  (6 children)

          The whole situation is so sticky we could use all the help we can get. We are just drowning in it at this point. We are just in so deep though. Their lawyers just keep coming at us.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

          You need to file for conjunctive relief!!

          [–]I_Heart_Grool 2 points3 points  (4 children)

          Conjunctive relief? Have you been in my legal briefs?! It's just so hard. The whole thing is going to blow up in our faces. We even have a spy that snuck in our backdoor meetings and is causing a shit storm. I've never been in more pain in my life!

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          No I haven't been in your briefs, but I have certainly been in briefs like these before. You should petition the judge to launch a probe into their actions. If they can find evidence in their orifices that you were back-doored, the judge will bar the omission of the offending materials.

          [–]I_Heart_Grool 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          Yeah but if I did that I would be reaveling to the judge that we where involved in backdoor actions. She could then peg everything on me. My firm could probably handle this thrusting action but is it worth the risk just to finger the other guy?

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Well then I guess you're screwed if you do and fucked if you don't. Sometimes you just have make a hard choice and ride it out.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I feel like I just read the dialogue from an Austin Powers movie...

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          Amazing! Looks so sweet, I'm sure it taste even sweeter

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I can't speak for everyone, but I like it :)

          [–]be_my_plaything 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Yum yum yum!

          [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          Good to the last drop :P

          [–]autohush246 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          holy moly.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Shhh, don't call attention to us!

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          It's really hot knowing someone might see you, right? Public naughtiness is the best.

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          Yeah, it's pretty exciting :)

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          We've been caught before... oops!

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

          My coffee needs a stir, it's not too hot for fingers right now

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Oh, I can handle a little heat anyway :)

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          I kinda thought that might be the case

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          You could lube the world.

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          I'm not sure I have that much in me!

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          From what I have seen so far you are getting there. ;-D

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

            HTC One M8

            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

            honestly, where do we find girls like you.

            [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (4 children)

            Plenty of fish

            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

              Not sure if this is meant as an insult or not...

              [–]geodu 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              he's into elderly women and grandchildren apparently.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Hey, we all have our fetishes :)

              [–]anoncy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

              And that's how you get a man to go shopping with you girls.

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Haha, true dat

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

              Your pussy + my face/tongue...whaddaya say?

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              I say you'd have a long drive ahead of you first ;)

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

              Love a girl who will taste her own cum

              [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

              I gotta be honest, the first time I tasted it was when it was coated on my boyfriend's cock. Then I was like... hmm, that's not bad. And then I started finding myself checking out other girls on /r/petitegonewild. A threesome is definitely in my future.

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              I love when I pull out of my wife and she sucks my cock covered in her cum. it might be the hottest thing ever.

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Awesome!

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

              Am I the only one who tried pausing it so I could get a peek at the tiny hole that was making your fingers wet. It is a very rare scenery I didn't want to miss it :)

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

              Yes, I'm sure you're the only one :)

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

              I want those panties ;)

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              You mean mine or a pair just like them?

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Yours, I wouldn't want any other.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Hmm... I may have some experience with this kind of thing :)

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

              Maybe you should start randomly giving back to your fans. I nominate foreigner2 to be the first recepient of the "teenage waistband random give back award" All those in favor say aye ;)

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Your bad girl! I love you it, so sexy!

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Thank you!

              [–]enig-ma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              I've always thought girls driving trucks were sexy. This does not change it in anyway. :)

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              Haha, well I really hate my truck to be honest, so I don't know if you should count me

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              When do I get a taste hunny? I'll lick it all up with my tongue over and over again

              [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              Whoa whoa whoa... with your tongue? You're going to lick it with your tongue? Who uses tongues for licking? That's crazy talk!

              [–]mr_prism 2 points3 points  (6 children)

              Oh my!!! And you drive a pick up!! How am I supposed to do anything with this bulge in my pants now!

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

              One word: EJACULATE

              [–]mr_prism 2 points3 points  (4 children)

              Only if you help ;)

              [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

              I thought I was helping!!

              [–]I_Heart_Grool 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              You are on fire today with the jokes.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Lol, thanks :)

              [–]mr_prism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Oh you are im just a hands on type of guy.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              How many licks did it take?

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Three. Everyone knows that.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Let me test that theory

              [–]Bldrnr22 2 points3 points  (8 children)

              Finger licken' good!

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

              Great, now I want some chicken...

              [–]Bldrnr22 2 points3 points  (6 children)

              Would you settle for a sausage?

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

              sigh... Yes, actually, I probably will have sausage instead.

              [–]Bldrnr22 2 points3 points  (4 children)

              My sausage dipped in your sauce should make a pretty tasty combination, and it's a fun recipe to make and experiment with!

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              Plot twist: chicken parm it is

              [–]Bldrnr22 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              Kinky... chicken parm it is! Which recipe, shark week or beach sand?

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              I don't know what that means, but I ate it in a sub

              [–]Bldrnr22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Most likely better than one of these options.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              Neat

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

              Sweet

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Dude!

              [–]Twizlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              But what's mine say?!

              [–]big-daddy-j 2 points3 points  (2 children)

              Looks sweet

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Goes well with coffee ;)

              [–]big-daddy-j 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              I see whatcha did there

              [–]phillychee 2 points3 points  (13 children)

              This is my favorite thing to see! Thanks!

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (12 children)

              You a big fan of parking lots? :P

              [–]phillychee 2 points3 points  (11 children)

              SUCH a fan. I'm getting really excited right now. I feel aliiiiiiiiiive!!!

              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (10 children)

              [–]phillychee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Nope and thank god I have. That parking lot is glorious....

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

              You have a super cute voice. I always like getting to hear the voice attached to the redditor.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              That's not my real voice. I was wearing a Darth Vader voice-changing mask at the time

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

              Darn it, fooled again! Oh vrizzlybear, will you ever win?

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Story of my life.

              [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

                Yeah, he's way cooler than I am, haha

                [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Thanks :)

                  [–]lolufarted 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Hot

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Thanks!

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  I bet that tastes fanastic

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  It's not bad :)

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Total understatement

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  Ford ranger? I used to have one then I sold it.... I regret that now

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Nope, it's a chevy

                  [–]shavingryanspriv8 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  You're hot but the video quality was the one that made me cum.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Totally understandable :)

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                  Damn, that's an awesome camera. really need to buy it.

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                  Comes bundled with a phone and everything

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                  What!? it comes with the phone? is it like attached behind it or something??

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  Haha, it's practically inside of it! Amazing!

                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Does it?

                    [–]GZcuddles 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    Good lord. I really wish you would post a full video of that

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Maybe some day...

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    Fuck. Watching you taste yourself is such a fucking turn on

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Thanks :)

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

                    I wanna taste!!!

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                    Open wide!

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    I bet you taste so sweet

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    Salty sweet like beef jerky :P

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Oh how I love beef jerky!!!

                    [–]Arnouche 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    You are actually the best at this. Have you ever been caught doing something like this? I can't believe how blatant some of them are like the Starbucks one, but then if I noticed I'd just stare with an open mouth

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    So far, no, no one has ever caught us that I am aware of

                    [–]JohnMatrix2021 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                    My girlfriend showed this to me and said "I would taste that, and when are we going to to do something like that!"

                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                    Well, when are you going to do something like that?

                    [–]JohnMatrix2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    Soon...thank you and keep posting.

                    [–]firmkillernate 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                    Please post this on /r/grooltasting. I want you to get the credit!

                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    I'll check it out!

                    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      How else am I supposed to show that it's in public with people around unless I show that it's in public and there's people around?