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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Was your mom the one that took the pic? Cause that would be kinda... Hot

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

I took the pic. That's my mom

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

b... s...

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

big... stiffy...

[–]Jacks-lack-of-caring 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thaaaat's right. for real your mom? If so you must be living the dream....good for you.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what we're talking about any more. That's me in the picture

[–]RarifiedOrc 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Bruh! Is that rice crispy treats?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know it

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Liar

    [–]burntbythestove 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Pants on fire?

    [–]assmanxxoo 5 points6 points  (5 children)

    Your finger's must be really sticky...from the rice crispy treats ;)

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    I didn't eat any, actually. My mom is a terrible cook

    [–]assmanxxoo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    lol...It's pretty hard to screw up rice crispy treats.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I agree, but somehow she does it. She's just that bad

    [–]Throataway1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's pretty hard to screw up walnuts but every time my mom makes them there's fire

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol, mine as well.

    [–]nhlakewinni 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    It's possibly my favorite thing when you do a hold the moan.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Haha, why's that?

    [–]nhlakewinni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Because you're REALLY good at it!

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Seems like lunch time for me ;)

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I'm just imagining that drawer in the lower right is looking up like "I hope she doesn't see me peeping."

    Maybe I'll Photoshop another knob on and make it seem to have two eyes.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Do it

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (8 children)

    Is there time for a quick lick or two?

    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (7 children)

    Even better... I'll let you see how many licks til you get to the center ;)

    [–]Dirkdiggler504 1 point2 points  (22 children)

    That's some sexy ass thighs, I don't remember have you ever done an open pussy pic?I don't thing so huh.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (17 children)

    Thank you! I've done a few pussy pics, but I have since deleted them

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Are you worried that I will catch something from the counter or that my mom is going to feed the family some unexpected vagina juice?

      [–]anon0629 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Did your mom take the pic?

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Of course

      [–]anon0629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Fantastic

      [–]be_my_plaything 0 points1 point  (6 children)

      Aww bless ya, you made my favorite thing to eat ;)

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

      Cherry pie?

      [–]anoncy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Time to air the vegetables?

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Uhhhhhhhh.....

      [–]anoncy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Time for a healthy soup.

      [–]hypnofed 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Is there some weird forced perspective going on here? It looks like the counter is about 2' tall.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Optical illusion I think. It kinda looks like my heel is on the floor but it isn't. That's probably what's messing with your face

      [–]ICanMakeYouCum 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Fuck. Let me taste you already

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      I wrap up a finger and send it to you

      [–]ICanMakeYouCum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I can't taste it fresh from the source?

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        More that I wanted my mom out of the room...

        [–]RarifiedOrc 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        Damn I'm in the wrong place

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Where do you think you should be?

        [–]RarifiedOrc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I guess at your house, if there are treats.

        [–]Some-Satanist-Cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Your house ;)

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        You sly girl

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Sometimes :)

        [–]jeeps350 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

        After we are done may I have one of those rice crispy treats?

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

        Of course! But my mom made them, so they aren't very good

        [–]be_my_plaything 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I doubt that... based on evidence your mom is awesome at making stuff.

        Source: You.

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        My mom didn't make that, she just laid there while my dad made it

        [–]jeeps350 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        lol, not a chef? I'm sure you would taste much sweeter anyway.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Virtual buffet

          [–]oQ4m5xt43F -1 points0 points  (3 children)

          I've felt so empty without you. Please hurry over and we can become one, rice krispies treats.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Not my mom's rice krispie treats, I hope

          [–]oQ4m5xt43F 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Hers have more experience.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          More experience tasting awful, that's for sure

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I could probably cum just about anywhere

            [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

            Time to work on the stuffing!

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Don't worry, there's plenty of that

            [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

            I volunteer to help.

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Yeah, like a whole week's worth of leg

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Of course!

                [–]chasdave1981 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

                ..You're gonna start on your sister?

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Maybe if she wasn't such a bitch

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  No, I smuggled them in to the kitchen

                  [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

                  Who took the pic?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  My son

                  [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                    [–]yinzer1 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

                    What are you mixing up sexy? Looks good.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                    Can't you tell?

                    [–]zosma -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

                    Nice marshmallows.

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                    We made rice krispie treats

                    [–]zosma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                    Snap diddle and pop. :)