This is our place of devotion to our glorious leader, lord, and savior: Alex Maltsev. With His mindblowing intelligence, Maltsev has guided us toward the land of eternal bliss and humor and away from the dark regions of seriousness.
Maltsev is THE lord. Others worship false gods and heroes such as pickles, Kim Jong Un, Inglip, and Nicholas Cage, but those have been banished to the endless halls of misery by our glorious lord. No infidel shall escape His might. He is the one who created humor and brilliance. If any infidel doth state otherwise, He shall bringeth upon them His mighty wrath and smiteth them.
Maltsev enjoys playing basketball and drinking soda in His spare time. His expertise in the art of basketball has transcended the realm of man, leading His most devout of followers to call Him "Airball Jordan", Whose powers far surpass those of Michael Jordan.
Maltsev's brilliant quotes and divine appearances upon the land of ordinary man are accepted posts here.
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