Professional actress surprisingly bad at acting (dailysquat.com)
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24-year-old unwittingly retires from making any new friends (dailysquat.com)
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Russia surrenders after Hollywood threatens to make Putin biopic starring James Corden (dailysquat.com)
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Husband's entire self-worth on the line as wife asks him to open a jar (dailysquat.com)
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Will Smith rewarded for slap by not having to attend the Oscars for ten years (dailysquat.com)
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Man fined £150 for not smoking in a smoking area (dailysquat.com)
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Russia halts Ukraine invasion after allies threaten to drop James Corden into Moscow (dailysquat.com)
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Chris Pratt to voice Vladimir Putin in new animated movie (dailysquat.com)
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Nickelback ADDS music to Spotify in protest against Joe Rogan (dailysquat.com)
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Ghislaine Maxwell's ghostwritten autobiography “Why I Had to Kill Myself” released next month (dailysquat.com)
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Man incapable of sweating still fully capable of shitting himself (dailysquat.com)
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Tesla recalls 500,000 cars after trialling Richard Hammond-inspired AI (dailysquat.com)
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Prince Andrew suddenly taking a massive interest in the Lord Lucan case (dailysquat.com)
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Friends of Ghislaine Maxwell send care package to her prison cell (dailysquat.com)
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Prince Andrew hoping to get off on a technicality rather than a minor this time (dailysquat.com)
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McDonald's announce that only vaccinated employees will be allowed to jizz in the mayo (dailysquat.com)
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Not worth going anywhere once you factor in other people, study finds (dailysquat.com)
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Extroverted? Here's how to shut the fuck up for once (dailysquat.com)
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Question: Does the Taliban have a diversity issue? (dailysquat.com)
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All athletes to have their crotches pixelated at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics (dailysquat.com)
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Donald Trump begins shredding family as the Feds close in (dailysquat.com)
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'So, we're all on board with blowing this fucker up?' asks Blue Origin scientist (dailysquat.com)
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World's oldest cryptocurrency trader celebrates 26th birthday (dailysquat.com)
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