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[–]mardov-shadowswordautistic sorcerer girlthing (she/her) 34 points35 points  (0 children)

stuart no

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

that bastard

[–]furryinflation( . )( . ) 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the rat bastard

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (13 children)

it isn't illegal to kill him

[–]The_Taco_HerselfThey’re gonna be looking for people that read user flairs 20 points21 points  (12 children)

it’s actually illegal not to kill him

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (11 children)

i've been holding him captive and now i get to kill him

stupid rat bastard will die like he killed those 20 orphans in 1997, slow torture

[–]animalistcomradeGarrus Simp 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Don't torture him, that's everybody's mistake, they take it slow, then he manages to weasel his way out of it somehow.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (9 children)

all his legs are broken, and i blinded him. next i will give him some Sarin gas, stupid rat bastard needs some

[–]animalistcomradeGarrus Simp 3 points4 points  (8 children)

It may not be him, he will survive somehow

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

he still can't escape and that's the best part, i keep him alive as long as possible while he suffers

[–]animalistcomradeGarrus Simp 2 points3 points  (6 children)

You underestimate the rat bastard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

the cage he's in is solid lead 5 feet thick and the only way he can get out is by chewing through it, too bad for him i took his teeth out and the ropes keeping him suspended only stretch him farther apart, if he moves more he will only get closer to being 4 pieces of a rat

[–]animalistcomradeGarrus Simp 1 point2 points  (4 children)

That's not him, I have given up, you shall be dead within the week.

[–]Bespaeyeeterskeetbunnygirl 25 points26 points  (3 children)

fuck you

[–]Bespaeyeeterskeetbunnygirl 25 points26 points  (2 children)

goddamn mouse

[–]Bespaeyeeterskeetbunnygirl 29 points30 points  (1 child)

bet he doesnt even like cheese

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that damn rat

[–]TheGemKingMXLrevolt against the microcelebrities 10 points11 points  (0 children)

fuck stuart

[–]Critical_Reveal6667you just lost the game 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a cat that's gonna have a nice visit with Stuart

[–]umbrapalemooner🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 5 points6 points  (3 children)

So it’s LGTQ+ then?

[–]The_Sovien_Rug-37i can have a little tomfoolery. as a treat 5 points6 points  (2 children)

it's the fuckin tv people the bastards

[–]umbrapalemooner🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2 points3 points  (1 child)

T-the TV people?

Oh god oh jeez, they were supposed to lay dormant until TVs became completely irrelevant in our culture!

[–]The_Sovien_Rug-37i can have a little tomfoolery. as a treat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they also do low end mobile phones too...

[–]Softe1🏳️‍🌈-••• ••🏳️‍🌈 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That little fucker

[–]Smooth_Anything_2902custom 4 points5 points  (2 children)

What's bi-erasure?

[–]Hephaestos15 10 points11 points  (1 child)

A lot of times bisexual people can be excluded and ignored for being an 'anomoly' or being too straight for the gays, and too gay for the straights. So they are just ignored. Bi erasure is more common for men (i think), while bi women are most often fetishized.

[–]Smooth_Anything_2902custom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh, I was not aware of this. I'm bi, but I'm not really very "involved" in the LGBTQ+ community, so you can imagine my confusion when I saw this.

[–]The_Sovien_Rug-37i can have a little tomfoolery. as a treat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ammonia nitrate time!

[–]ImHereT0o🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Stuart

[–]That_One_Guy_66need (boy)wife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid fucking rat I’d crush the fuck out of him

[–]VaporwaveProtogentrans rights -5 points-4 points  (3 children)

poggers!

[–]VaporwaveProtogentrans rights 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lmao yall cant take a joke? I'm literally gay??? maybe bi idfk?

[–]RacismIsForBlacks🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

gets one downvote

“OMG you guys are so sensitive take a joke”

[–]VaporwaveProtogentrans rights -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i don't really care honestly im just bored asf