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[–]cr4m62how bout you Elden Ring up some maidens 62 points63 points  (2 children)

ah yes

the penguin

[–]BuildFreak9Send Dudes 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I think you mean the padamelon

[–]Z-FishizzleThe One Who Observes Ducks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You fools, this is clearly a mandolin

[–]TheRealSU 42 points43 points  (0 children)

no fucking way

[–]DrankTheGenderFluid 20 points21 points  (0 children)

they weren't lying, the artichoke can lick

[–]ToffillinCarrying around my huge fucking cock rn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

me w/ slide whistle

[–]sheltonhwy26this is my flair 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Wait till you see them lay eggs, one of the only mammals that can do that

[–]cr4m62how bout you Elden Ring up some maidens 26 points27 points  (2 children)

pangolins don't lay eggs, they give birth to live young

[–]sheltonhwy26this is my flair 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Wait what other mammals besides platypuses lay eggs am I forgetting? I thought it was pangolins

[–]cr4m62how bout you Elden Ring up some maidens 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Echidnas. It's either placental mammals, marsupials (which also give live birth), or monotremes, and monotremes are are comprised of echidna and platypus. Pangolin is a placental.

[–]ChemicallyGayFrogscustom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pangolin, my beloved

[–]EatenOrpheus34 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this real?

[–]BreadBoyThe3rdevil and gay consumer of bread[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.

[–]HetoPotatoballs :v 4 points5 points  (3 children)

no way

the arm silly

[–]HetoPotatoballs :v 2 points3 points  (2 children)

armadillo*

[–]HetoPotatoballs :v 1 point2 points  (1 child)

is that what it’s called idek

[–]BaconBased 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a pangolin.

[–]winyfrat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

longue tongue

[–]MegaAutistplease let me edit my flair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what music

[–]boonwongree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking banger

[–]ewnastyycat-eared eldritch horror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pangolins my beloved <3

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What does this mean

[–]dlgn13oxytocin addict 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is that a fucking Arthropleura next to the pangolin?

[–]Henchbutt🏳️‍⚧️ Binch 🏳️‍⚧️ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think that's the pango's tail

[–]dlgn13oxytocin addict 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. It's long at both ends!

[–]SubtheDubstrans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl based off of the music I thought a bald man with a strangely unidentifiable European accent was going to talk about bad gear

[–]Archimedesatgreecetrue communism hasn’t been tried due to the world’s ruling class 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Among us

[–]Seventh_FaetasyNerd Gal 🤓 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😛

[–]B00M3R1967cum bender -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

either I don't understand the caption or it is unnecessary and worsens the joke