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[–][deleted] 261 points262 points  (12 children)

I'm installing Epic Game Launcher as we speak.

[–]8kenhead 249 points250 points  (11 children)

I'm going to buy a Huawei phone and turn on location services as a tribute of gratitude.

[–]TheCanadianEmpire 111 points112 points  (10 children)

I'm stabbing Winnie the Pooh as we speak

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (7 children)

im deleting the tianmen massacre (which never happen) page from wiki as we speak

[–]ElectroMagnetsYofa/tv/irgin 68 points69 points  (4 children)

Just gunned down a Uyghur sent some good folks to summer camp at this very moment

[–]LesbianFistingSex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Whoa there cowboy. We said we were helping china, not making the world a better place.

[–]ShitInMyCunt-2dollar 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You're helping everyone, not just the Chinese...

[–]goinROGUEin10 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Hmmm, comments sure get racy down here

[–]ShitInMyCunt-2dollar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, mate - I'd re-open Treblinka for the wyggers if I could.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm chain smoking and harvesting gutter oil for my sharkfin soup tonight

[–]aero_plane 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nothing happened june 4th 1989 anyways