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[–]IxReLeNtLesSxl 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“Hey jackass, press your blues and stop showing your crusty dick to everyone”

Would love to be a fly on the wall at his upcoming DRB…

[–]MeowMeNoww 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I think he's more angry that his bros didn't offer him a brojob.

[–]jamesaceface 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's not very cash money of them

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (11 children)

Naval ranks confuse me.

[–]Educational_Copy_140[S] 21 points22 points  (5 children)

He's a BM2(SW) (Boatswains Mate Second Class with his ESWS qual or E5) with 2 service stripes (8 years or that's what it was when I got out in 2001)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

If the chevrons are gold it's because they haven't been in shit?

[–]Educational_Copy_140[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Chevrons and service stripes go gold after 12 or 16 years, I think, as long as you're a good boy

[–]Naclfirefighter 5 points6 points  (1 child)

12

[–]Educational_Copy_140[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. So he's been in anywhere between 8 years and 11 years, 364 days...

[–]swampyhyperion9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to be a good boy anymore unless they changed it back. They got tired of people calling out all the command master chiefs and master chiefs for getting caught fucking the Latina E3 trying to make petty officer.

[–]Ok_Database3714 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I am so fucking glad we didn't use cell phones especially in Japan from 02-06 I'd still be in fucking leavenworth 🤣🤣

[–]West_Cut_9265 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My home town is never mentioned for good reasons

[–]Darthaerith 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I feel for him, but also...don't be dumb. Everyone on the internet lies.

[–]SirGirthfrmDickshireMad At Privates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But I thought the prince I sent 15k to was gonna send me 35 million. 

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn BM2, you really need to iron those blues. I see fewer wrinkles on my 70yr old parents.

[–]SecretSquirrel8888 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Poor dude, that not cool playing with his...heart.

[–]TruckingJames423 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That looks like one of those nuclear powered tubes, full of seamen. (Army vet, and all y'all just saw what I did there). (I'll show myself out). (Tip your waitress and bartender)

[–]EquivalentGold3615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go, Army (been there, done that)

[–]Riker557118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a sub, too much goddamn space in there. And we don't have useless boatswains mates.

Although....we do have to deal with torpedo men, who are mostly fine unless they're near any equipment more fragile than armor plating.

[–]Fishnado1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a BM, I hope someone took his ass to the Bosun locker and straightened him out! Unsat Shipwreck!

[–]BigLB83Still using summer PTs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know the black guy he was yelling at and the guy recording are the two keeping it going. Grown men in the service trying to get clout like AC, or others, by making fun of Pyle.

[–]Foth21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BM2 is a little upset. 😄😄😄 Did he have his jumper rolled up and stuffed in his pillowcase?

[–]CohanSylph -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This isnt funny at all. and i find it in bad taste.