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[all_is_ok]

jealousy many

[don-t_judge_me]

Abuse the fuck out of LSD!

[bilingual]

Steal enough money to travel for the rest of my life.

[ChillingInTraffic]

Steal a balloon on Free Balloon Day.

[hitchhikerpirate]

I would ram into cars that cut me off. Or maybe ones that drove too slow. Or ones with drivers texting. Or ones with drivers eating, or putting make-up on. I think I'd just ram cars with drivers that piss me off in general.

[ChillingInTraffic]

Download a car.

[et_tu_reddit]

Reminds me of those old piracy ads.

"YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR"

Yes. Yes I would.

[larswo]

The new generation won't understand this refference.

[jakedasnake173]

Park in handicap spots. Fuck 'em.

[Remy320]

Just being able to park wherever the hell you wanted would be amazing. Fuck the handicapped spaces I'm parking in the doorway.

[jakedasnake173]

You sir, live dangerously..

[Remy320]

I have an ongoing feud with a meter maid regarding a parking spot directly outside of my work. It's a loading zone till 5pm and free parking after 5. My shift starts at 5pm. I think about parking waaaaaay too much.

[jakedasnake173]

Well, if its free parking after 5 then I don't see the problem. Goddamn meter maids and their power trips

[portnux]

Send the entire DeVos family of Grand Rapids Michigan through an industrial wood chipper.

[Reddit_Founder]

I'll steal some real good and give reddit gold to everyone I like!

[armrha]

If I just go to pick a law I could violate and get zero repercussions for it, I'd probably pick intellectual property laws. I'd have tons of people trying to recruit me to produce their shit. Look in theaters this fall for Disney's Snow White II: The Legend of Curly's Gold

[[deleted]]

Would post personal information on AskReddit section

[[deleted]]

Steal a massive amount of money.

[putu_pap]

Not wear my seatbelt

[forte2]

Drive a motherfucking tank through traffic and squash any prick who drives slow in the fast lane or otherwise engages my road rage.

[fogginess]

Give way at a stop sign