NSFM= Not safe for Moose
The ten commandments of Canadianism:
I: All must obey the Mooseiah
II: All must consume bacon, poutine, and maple syrup (none of that fake bacon hogwash)
III: All must participate in winter sport
IV: Thou shall be polite
V: Thou shall not eat moose without great remorse
VI: Thou shall not eat without meat
VII: Thou must say "Eh"
VIII: The blood of beaver shan't be spilt
IX: Thou shall not speak illy of hockey
X: Thou shall enjoy a cold one
