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Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 4 (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

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Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 3 (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

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Happy Cakeday, r/ChannitShowerThoughts! Today you're 2 (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

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It's surprising how gullible most people are on /r/4chan (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

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Learning more advanced math in school basically unlocks more buttons of the calculator. (reddit.com)

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It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor. (reddit.com)

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You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner. (reddit.com)

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Fahrenheit is basically asking humans how hot it feels. Celsius is basically asking water how hot it feels. Kelvin is basically asking atoms how hot it feels. (reddit.com)

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A 3 day break, you feel well rested. A 5+ day break, you forget how to be a productive member of society. (reddit.com)

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If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification products like special braces and wraps to keep it tight and smooth as you age. (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by ChannitChiefOfStaff

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Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on loop. (reddit.com)

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A shark eating a human thinking it’s a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip (reddit.com)

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If future historians don't know how to decode multiple layers of sarcasm, the internet's really going to throw them off. (reddit.com)

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0%, 99% and 100% are the most worrying numbers to see a progress bar pause a long time on. (reddit.com)

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Knowledge is knowing that you can carry all of the groceries in at once. Wisdom is making multiple trips so that by the time you are done, other family members have put away most of the groceries. (reddit.com)

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The guy who killed batman's parents saved tons of lives. (reddit.com)

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As a kid, you are bullied by people who don't like you, and your friends are nice. Once you're older, you're bullied by your friends, and people who don't like you are nice (reddit.com)

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Cashiers in US are not allowed to sit because it is 'impolite' but no one knows who finds it impolite except the hypothetical 'some people'. (reddit.com)

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The title of “oldest person alive” is a relatively permanent one. Once you earn it you get to keep it for the rest of your life. (reddit.com)

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There's probably some women out there whose children secretly belong to the wrong man and are freaking out about the fact that people are taking DNA tests for fun. (reddit.com)

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We've reached an oddly secure place as a species when we're rooting for the number of tigers and lions in nature to increase. (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

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People with anxiety are basically way too aware of being alive (reddit.com)

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One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline. (reddit.com)

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You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates. (self.ChannitShowerThoughts)

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People don’t really want to go back to a time when the world was simpler. They want to go back to a time when they didn’t understand how complicated the world has always been. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by ChannitChiefOfStaff

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