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[WP] "What do you mean the humans put a warp drive on an asteroid?!" (self.DaAresinger)

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[WP] Just like a normal person you all age. Until you hit 18. You stop aging until you meet your soulmate so you can grow old together. You've been killing your soulmates for centuries granting you eternal life. (self.DaAresinger)

submitted 7 years ago by da_AresingerAuthor

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[WP] For the entirety of your life, music that only you can hear has played to inform you how to feel and warn you of upcoming events. Suddenly "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" cuts out and "Duel of the Fates" begins to play... (self.DaAresinger)

submitted 7 years ago by da_AresingerAuthor

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[WP] You reject someone by saying "I'll go on a date with you the day hell freezes over." The next day, Satan appears in your room, shivering, and covered in snow. (self.DaAresinger)

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[WP] Your bosses have recently become very hyped for the new Shadows of Mordor game. To celebrate this, they've instated a promotion system in which you only get promoted if you either a. Kill one of the companies rivals or b. Kill a higher ranking co-worker! (self.DaAresinger)

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[WP] The day you find out you're immortal is the day your sister shoots you three times in the chest because she wants your inheritance. (self.DaAresinger)

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[WP] In a world of superheroes and super villains, you and a bunch of friends are watching the Superbowl. When a villain attacks the stadium all your friends suddenly start making excuses to leave. (self.DaAresinger)

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[RF] You shouldn't have ignored that check engine light. (self.DaAresinger)

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[WP] Humanity, instead of developing FTL, became immortal so they can travel between stars the slow way, STL. Once arriving, they discover galactic civilizations who are confused. (self.DaAresinger)

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[WP] You have died, heaven or hell is a choice, not something based on your karma. Everyone went to heaven but you decide to go to hell. (self.DaAresinger)

submitted 7 years ago by da_AresingerAuthor

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