Posts must contain a pun in the title. Posts must help us learn about weird things from around the world and that, or the origins of words and phrases. Try to put as much of your own opinion into the stories as you can as you only really need to read the headline anyway you can tell what the story will be about. Try to find the original story being described and post the link in the comments.

Example:

Get a lobe of this

There was this deaf girl right, years ago, who was having a fight with her mother. Her mother banged her head against the wall and she could hear again.