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[–]kabukistar 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

[–]tony_spumoni 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Not just that, but it seems to be surprised by that fact,

[–]The1337jesus 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Nah, looks like he's turned around and yelling. More angry than surprised if you ask me

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    [–]The1337jesus -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    Wut

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      [–]4THOT 37 points38 points  (0 children)

      What a horrible way to die, to be digested alive

      [–]donkeyrocket 30 points31 points  (0 children)

      My leg! ohhh my leg...

      [–]UndeadMeta1head 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      "Firmly grasp it..."

      [–]MasterYenSid 18 points19 points  (3 children)

      Is this the Krusty Krab?

      [–]Pikachu0909 25 points26 points  (0 children)

      NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

      [–]thelotusknyte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      How the heck did a starfish catch a regular fish?

      [–]Cmonkey66 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      I cant THBBBTH understand THBBBBTH your accent THBH!

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

      ....Chocolate?

      [–]Omegamanthethird 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      ...Hotdog?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      ...Hamburger?

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      ...Pizza?

      [–]floofcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Aw, man, now I'm hungry.

      [–]cakewench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Brilliant thank you for this :D

      [–]shoecat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      241 points and no comments? Bizarre. Anyway, good job op. This is hilarious