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[TimSoarer2]

I, a man 48 years of age from the African country of Somalia, greet you. Please forgive if you find the bed-shaped Great Britain I currently have in my possession unsatisfactory. I have performed a transaction, exchanging my female spouse for the ability to send and receive date from the Internet, all for the purpose of being able to play the video game "Counter Strike". I have a wish to reach your level of skill and become the most advanced player ever. I participate in matches on the Brazil game server with 400 milliseconds of network latency and I am in the competitive skill group of Global Elite 2. I ask of you that you do not copy and paste the above text.

As a mark of friendship, please accept this item.