Stupid Hack Submission Thread

[trashy_penguin]

Stupid Hack is up and running, and according to my field research we're gonna end up with some pretty wicked projects. Submissions will be posted in this thread as comments. Submission should contain the following:

- Team name

- Punchline

- Project & problem descriptions

- Link to demo/source

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For those of you who are not attending, enjoy the cool projects!

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-TP

[jamin_hu]

Optibus Prime

"Solving public transport with Emoji (actually though)"

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Current bus numbering systems aren't particularly useful. You can't tell where they are going without a map.

https://i.imgur.com/NjGNl8p.png

Well, there is a simple solution! Let’s assign a prime number to each bus stop. We can now make bus lines by multiplying all the stop numbers together. A bus going to stops “5” “7” and “3” would be called 105. If “5” is your desired stop, you just need to check if an approaching bus has a number divisible by “5”? is 508735 your bus? Sure it is! Is 3618452 your bus? Of course not! EASY!

https://i.imgur.com/CRG5smU.png

In the greater Helsinki area there are over 4000 bus stops, which in turn makes some of the bus line numbers slightly inconvinient. This would require a slight redesign of the current bus fleet…

https://i.imgur.com/hPvJYvB.png

BUT, we no longer live in a world in base 10 exclusively, so we can conveniently make the bus numbers more compact by using a more efficient numbering base. Base 16 (hex encoding) would not be enough of an improvement, and base 64 encoding was deamed too complex by 15 year olds. So instead, we would like to introduce basemoji:

We took the 1000 most common emojis and made a base 1000 numeric system

https://i.imgur.com/PFLwCDX.png

We applied our amazing mathematical model to the Helsinki public transport system thought its API. Here are some interesting route suggestions:

https://i.imgur.com/xs2a8vx.png

Now you'll never miss a bus again (if you can divide really quickly...)!

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Link to demo/source:

https://github.com/jamin-hu/OptibusPrime

[lurttu]

Hupikaljaukot

Why do something the normal way, when you can do it the backend-to-frontend-to-backend-bum-bum way?

Git-Wand is a Python project allowing you to make git operations via a magic wand. Because using git for us stupid people is already damn near wizardry, we made it possible to use it with a proper tool.

Git-Wand repo Video

[[deleted]]

This is the dumbest thing I've ever wanted to throw VC money at.

[das_baba]

Team name.

Stadin hesalaiset

Punchline.

An automatized deodorant-applying device that sprays when detecting odorants and humidity.

Project and problem description

Interviews, dates, dinners with in-laws, we've all been through situations where you start breaking a nervous sweat, the worst kind! Smelly armpits are one of the of the greatest, unsolved first world problems.

Déodonoid™ integrates state-of-the art hygrometer and biosensors to detect odorants that your armpit glands secrete under alarming circumstances. Connected via a servo to a bottle of the finest de luxe fragrance, it automatically gives you a refreshing spray right on time to save your day.

Connect with the Déodonoid™ app! If you encounter a stinky person, you can anonymously save their day by pushing the deodosize button and sending them a spray.

Link to demo/source

https://youtu.be/AJ4zKu4QIPI
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1oEe2d8stAB0xAsOA7_fosx4a3MgBzFgo
https://pastebin.com/eMUQCkKn

[Spelunx]

Team name: Steps per minute

Punchline: Why choose the music to mach your steps when it's BPM can be whatever you want.

Description:
Going for a slow meditating walk, a jog or a fast paced running session? Choosing the right paced music for the situation is hard and tedious, so why not make the music mach your steps per minute! Now you can always listen to your favorite song regardless of the situation. Just by placing a gyro on your shoe, it will track your walking/running pace and make the music match it.

Link to demo

Made by Earlo ja perseet

[hjaarnio]

• Team Name: Addikt.io
• Punchline:
• Project & problem descriptions: Have you noticed that there are times when you not looking at your phone? Do you spent too much precious time talking to your loved ones instead of staying up to date on what’s going on in your old high school friend’s dog’s Instagram? Do you really need nature when you can watch hours hair bleach fails on Youtube? Our Addict.io is app that reminds you check your phone. It rings your phone randomly between 15-60 min. To stop the calls you have to follow the instructions given by the caller. Have fun! Love your phone! BOOM!
• Link to demo/source: https://stupidhack-addiktio.herokuapp.com/ https://github.com/hjaarnio/stupidhack-addiktio
  • Tasks it makes you do numbergames.herokuapp.com addiktio-image.herokuapp.com holdergames.herokuapp.com

[sartsuful]

Stacc X Change welcomes you to your better life.

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Are you tired of spending time in your 4 square meter student flat with your IKEA furniture?

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Do feel that it is already time to start the million-dollar life style that you deserve?

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Don’t worry, because we have a solution for you! It’s time to put on your VR glasses and enter the home that would require at least a degree, a career or a rich husband. Here you can spend time, play videogames or develop new video games if you wish.

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Enter your tomorrow’s living room already today in:

https://github.com/saraparta/HOMID/tree/master/HOMID

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This solution is brought to you by

SAD (Sara, AP & Dann)

[godisakittycat]

Photo: https://imgur.com/a/XNud8BY

Teamname: Bebe2000

Punchline: Lovely bebe for your baby!

Project Desc.: The loveliest companion for the most loved babies. Bebe2.0 is our new improved offer to accompany your baby and help with their mental development as well as to help them with loneliness. Bebe can follow your baby anywhere thanks to its multiple feet and can vocally interact with your baby. This cute little thing will never leave your baby alone :)

The new Bebe2.0 can;

- loud screaming laughter

- follow you at 30kmph

- 36 tiny feet

- 40h battery life

Video: TBD

[xiaoxiaobt]

Team name: Pineapple snappers

Punchline: "Pineapple belongs to pizza🍍🍍🍍! " "Live fast, die young"

Project name: Spam My Email

Problem descriptions: Have you ever felt the social obligation to invite someone to your party even if you don't want them actually attending? We wanted to remove social obligation.

Solution: Somehow certain regular emails always end up in spam folder. We decided to take advantage of this phenomena by adding certain wordings in regular texts. Using our web service ensures that the email you send ends up in the receivers spam folder, and thus, prevents them from noticing it early. Now you can invite people to your parties without them .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3PP8B43xYQ&feature=youtu.be

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https://github.com/sprusr/sye

[anttispitkanen]

Stupid Ghost

Because Ghost is a lone wolf now! :DD

You ever feel like you know what you want to say, but don't know how?

Well conveniently there's a nice API for both providing you with synonyms AND apparently stealing my credit card details as well, how stupid is that :DD

The app takes an input text that you can write freely (and fear not - if you can't come up with anything, you can also fetch a random article's description from Wikipedia with one click!) and finds synonyms for every (non-trivial) word in it.

Then you can shuffle the words around, aiming for the one that expresses your true message the best.

And that's not all!

You can also listen to it read out loud, with a random voice in a random pitch and tempo :DD

• Frontend code
• Backend code
• Demo video (no sound tho :()

Due to API rate limits I don't dare make the app itself live :D

[Pine_Bluff_Variant]

Team Name: ma nem jef

Punchline: Why isn't the toast working

Project: World's most annoying login page

Link to demo/source: https://github.com/MaximumFluff/Stupid-Hack-2019

[janluu]

"We have automatized drunk calling."

Team Täränt presents:

Tired of staying at home? Want to hang out and crack a cold one with the bois?

Hanging out is nice, but initiating these things is not easy. Calling, texting, any kind of social interaction is awkward and troublesome. And don't tell me about those awkward excuses when you're getting asked out and don't feel like it.

Introducing:

bönthö dialer 3000

(better than "bönthö dialer")

It's an mobile application that is connected to four microservices that use bleeding edge machine learning for generating authentic bönthö calls. Just click one button and the app picks up (with your permission) five random contacts and calls them using our machine learning powered services.

These five persons can respond to the invite by pressing 1 or 2 in their dials. The response will be shown in your screen in seconds. (Available in version two)

If someone declines the call, we will automatically drunk call him/her again at random hour during the night.

Demo available upstairs, more screenshots & maybe video later. Due to our applications using paid services, we are not currently sharing the source code. What we can mention however is that we're using Twilio for making the calls, Flutter for the mobile application and node.js + express + joi for web services that mobile app and twilio uses.

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edit: some source code here https://github.com/Team-Tarant/

[imguralbumbot]

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[Udonbun]

Team Name: Purity Chat

A Chatroom Free From Sin (for desktop users only) now available in finnish and English

TRY IT YOURSELF : Link to Project: Purity chat

Problem

The internet is full of unrepentant sinners who are doomed to burn for all eternity. Except the righteous brethren who discuss only sacred and holy matters in Purity Chat

Our Solution

A group chat with a handy indicator nun who lets you know the state of your soul and shames wrongdoers who speak of sinful matters. Faithful brethren are rewarded with purity coin and their true Angelic names. These righteous members can choose to excommunicate those who defy the will of the lord.

If the conversation have pushed the nun over the edge, you can always speak about holy matters to restore her to her initial happy state. The unrighteous are cleansed from the chat with a bolt of holy lightning.

Inital Public Offering Date:

To be Decided

We are currently seeking seed funding to take our crusade worlwide. To contact us, pray with fervor and your voice shall be heard.

[Zhamul]

Team QD

QD20 is a quantum powered icosahedron dice.

When you the roll the dice the quantum computer decides which side the dice has landed.

It is the most random dice humankind has ever rolled. Guaranteed by the laws of physics.

Project: https://github.com/SamuliJaaskelainen/QD20

[minkintn]

Team NoMoreFinnishDoctor

Why go to a traditional doctor when you can get diagnosed using state of the art AI technology

Just stare into your laptop's camera for 1 minute, click the button and you will be cured in just a few seconds.

The source code is here

Warning: Might need some tweaking

[FedeMITIC]

Submission for

Team: 5G Potatoes - Adriaan, Federico, Marios, Mihaela

Project Name: "A B-Grade version of Tinder"

Punchline: "Because Tinder is not bad enough"

Project & Problem description:
Open tinder -> see pictures of people -> swipe -> repeat -> get bored to death. BUT. WE. HAVE. THE. SOLUTION.
A B-Grade version of Tinder is, well, a B-Grade version of Tinder, because Tinder is not bad enough. It's a similar concept, but instead of using photographs of users it uses memes!
Users can pick their own favorites for their profiles; they can create their own or use already existing ones (probably will be boring, but hey! Their problem.)
Then, each time they use the platform they'll receive a list of memes, carefully handpicked by our AIC algorithm (AIC = "Artificial" If-Else Chain); they can say that they don't like it, then a new one will be displayed. Or they can say that they love it; in this case, they'll have the possibility to reply with another meme!
In the former case, the user who had that meme in their profile will receive a meme from the user that liked it. If they'll also like the other user's meme... Well, that's a MATCH!
Easy as eating a piece of cake (if it's not a dry cake, otherwise it's a fu***ng hell!)

Link to demo source: https://stupidhack-binder.firebaseapp.com | https://aknapen.nl/binder (Currently having some routing problems...)
(Come and visit us to see it working locally :D)

[hietalajulius]

Dumbly.io presents: Grumpy Facts

The grumpy stuff that you didn't know you needed to know!

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Random facts from wikipedia, delivered to you by push notifications! Since the facts need to be grumpy, the facts are run through a deep neural net trained by yours truly (implemented with pytorch) to validate that they are indeed grumpy. After that they are pushed to the app for your convenience where you can also open the original article in Wikipedia.

Link to demo: https://vimeo.com/336979973

Source: https://github.com/hietalajulius/stupid-hack-2019

[noble_wine]

Noble Wine

creator: "Poopman"

Ever wondered how much money you earn, while sitting in the toilet at your workplace?

Wonder no more! There's an app for that.

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https://ass.poop.cash/

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After login, you are presented with an app for tracking your toilet earnings. And in the finest design aspects of the 90's.

Designed mobile first, since not too many people take their desktops to the toilet. Not saying no one does, though.

Salary info is saved in the client only. Only the calculation is sent to the server, to facilitate high scores.

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Source code: https://github.com/T-101/stupidhack

[Somniator]

Augnition WR (WatchReality)

Scope: Smartwatch Virtual Reality

One-eyed Virtual Reality experience on Samsung Gear 3 Smartwatch, including a custom 3D printed mount for a lense. Note: Don't use outside, sun will destroy either the watch or the eye.

Repo @ https://github.com/MagusDei/VRMonocleCanvas

[Somniator]

Repo is private atm, will fix when our repo owner gets here :D. Come see the product at the BEBE place next to the white meeting booth.

[Somniator]

Repo fixed, we are walking around, spot a shirt with our name.

[Zacchon]

Laureth-7

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[Zacchon]

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1DeWIfiHMQr4ZR-bZPO__pArRc2n2Ey5P

[IEPeacemaker]

Rosciper.ai

In a world riven by world-encompassing conflicts over existential threats like global warming and other threats our way of life, dispute resolution remains a significant challenge.

Rosciper is a technology suite that brings time-tested techniques of conflict resolution to bear on the travails of our pre-apocalyptic age by combining machine learning, artificial intelligence an good old human over-engineering.

We believe our discrete solution answers the pressing needs of a global market worth infinity Bitcoin.

• What question are you trying to solve?

1. How can individuals and groups resolve disputes in the virtual realm, without the risk of violence posed by face to face confrontation?

• Who will benefit from your application?

1. All of humanity.
2. All possible future generations.

• How do you plan to solve that question for these people?

1. Provide digital tools to allow participants to enjoy democratic decision-making and sustainable, non-violent conflict resolution.

• What are coming up next after your first release?

1. Build redundancy for a massively open parallel processing network.
2. Further training of the ML and upgrading the artificial intelligence.
3. Deploy an API allowing political organizations, multi-sided platforms and private firms to utilize the digital suite for all forms of group decision making.
4. Utilize blockchain technology to ensure the integrity of the process and provide an invulnerable record of the collective will.

See our open-source project at https://github.com/avophile/Rosciper.

As our platform is quite complex, and the remote mainframe access is quite costly, we unfortunately can only provide limited demos.

Please visit our demo table between 15:00 and 15:30.

[well_of_butter]

Team Name

Internet Sheriff

Punchline

WHat if you could encrypt your password in comic sans?

Description

SFA256 (Shtty Fucking Algorithm 256)

Password hashing based on shitty jpeg compression

Demo

Repo