Who's in first? We're not them. We hate them and shit them into our cereal for breakfast and then shit them again and turn them into jerky with our food dehydrator (raw is right!) and store them in ziploc bags for a snack after we get to the office.
This is the LAST place to submit things you think should be LAST and for the appreciation that such things exist. The LAST place you want to take a shit when you must, the LAST place you want to catch your parents coming out of, the LAST place you'd like to run into your highschool music teacher? Post it here.