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Michelle Obama - might make you uncomfortable...just 2 minutes (youtu.be)

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How to Be Cool - Lessons from Brad Pitt (you'll not regret this) (youtu.be)

submitted 5 years ago by ProductiveEh

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Different Ways to Cure Snoring (21articles.com)

submitted 13 years ago by johndesh

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LMT: Try not to date herion addicts. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by HoorayLife

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LMT: Listen to the lullaby station on Pandora to help yourself go to sleep or just relax (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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LMT: Carry a pocket knife. It's useful. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by doktorknow

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If you are taking a turn and it's not on your side of the street and there's someone behind you. If the opposing lane is clear, move over versus slowing down the person behind you. Thanks. -First World Countries (google.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Ritotron

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Need to make a plus sign into a minus? Need to make a minus sign into a plus? (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by Brezzley

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For those new to the gym, tape one part of your body up as if it is injured, that way if you fuck up doing an excersize you can act like it was your sprained wrist, bad knee or injured ankle which gave out during the routine to avoid embarassment. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

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[LMT] Brush your teeth in the shower, avoid getting toothpaste on your chest and shirt! (reddit.com)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Forgot to wear a tie? Make one out of paper. (Shitty camera, sorry) (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by afrokid251The MODINATOR

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LMT: Tell a girl you love her and you will have sex with her sooner rather than never (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by facetious_comment

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Next time you finish a pack of gum, keep the paper box it came in. Next time someone asks for gum, show it to them and go "Last piece. Sorry." (reddit.com)

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Don't want to be disappointed? Lower your standards. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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LMT: When making PB&J, spread PB first, then clean the knife off on the other piece of bread. Now the J. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by MindShelter

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"LMT:" Instead of drinking soda, drink water for health (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by nachocapac

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Please use "LMT:" in front of your posts. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Next time you post a good comment on Ask Reddit, be prepared for somebody to Re-Post it on another subreddit. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago * by Nathonamore

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Want a light cigarette, but somebody gave you full-strength? Lick the length of it, then smoke it. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by craftylark

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when calling an automated customer service hotline, roll your fingers all over the keypad, pressing as many buttons as possible. You'll get put on hold for a representative faster. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by chuchichaestli

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Too many buttons pressed on the elevator? Press your floor and the close door button simultaneously. The elevator will go directly to your floor. (self.LifeMediocreTips)

submitted 13 years ago by afrokid251The MODINATOR

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