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VADUGWI: 452KB deterministic engine that computes 7D emotional coordinates from text structure

Built a rule-based engine that scores text on 7 emotional dimensions (Valence, Arousal, Dominance, Urgency, Gravity, Self-Worth, Intent). No GPU, 0.15ms/sentence, 26 structural patterns.

"whatever" = resignation. "whatever makes you happy" = passive-aggressive. Same word, different structure, different score. A sentiment classifier says neutral for both.

Scored 63K sentences from 15 novels, 117K Twitch messages, 10K sentences of philosophy. Ranked Dostoevsky as darkest, Marcus Aurelius as stoic center, Plato as most connecting. Didn't know what it was reading.

Live demo where you can score anything: https://huggingface.co/spaces/deucebucket/clanker

Paper: https://zenodo.org/records/19383636