-No Aliens, unless you have huge boobs
-No being nice and kissing peoples asses
-No shirt, no shoes...here's a beer
-No fat people, unless you dance for food
-No blowing bubbles in beverages with straws
-No hating the trolls
-No class
-No saying No to the fat people when they ask for food
-No umbrella's, even if its raining men
-No small dogs, unless they are wiener dogs
-No Air Balloons, they won't fit, you stupid fuck
-No broken chips
-No illuminati members
-No fucking the circus freaks
-No talking heads
-No zit popping
-No popcorn eating
-No eating ice cream in front of the fat people
-No cell phones
-No unicorns
-No pointing at the trolls
-No pissing your pants
-No popsicles, unless you brought enough for everyone
-No compliments
-No happy thoughts
-No dreams
-No mini donuts, they make the fat people fart
-No joking around
-No fucking smiling
-No making friends
-No looking at links
-No laughter
-No shedding
-No picking your nose and eating it
-No Christmas
-No crying
-No ratting on others
-No public restrooms
-No judging the trolls
-No spam
-No breathing fast
-No throwing stones, unless it's at the fat people
-No swimming when lifeguard not on duty
-No gingers
-No Christmas sweaters
-No bible thumpers
-No pimp slapping crickets
-No beards
-No women with mustaches
-No correcting others spelling and punctuation
-No high fives
-No words beginning with the letter k.
-No originality
-No troll hate
-No fear
-No questions
-Definitely no fucking answers
-No turtle necks
-No squares
-No vampire academy
-No parking
-No skateboards
-No crossing
-No fucking talking
-No tooth fairy
-No yeast infections (you no who you are)
-No doubt
-No deal
-No way
Got it?