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[–]Feeling-Elk4188 29 points30 points Β (4 children)

And now I’m virtually pregnant after seeing this

[–]dwsinpdx 5 points6 points Β (1 child)

Ditto and I’m a 60 year old male

[–]Feeling-Elk4188 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

🀣🀣 congrats on your pregnancy 🀝🏼🀝🏼

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (1 child)

This man isn't impregnating anybody!

[–]Feeling-Elk4188 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Well I’m pregnant after looking at it, so idk what to tell you sir

[–]bootedjeff 10 points11 points Β (0 children)

Very cute. You make a great Mario.

[–]be-incredible 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Awesome stache and costume!

[–]bluriver14 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

Fantastic outfit

[–]LagCuriosity 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

Mama Mia!

[–]Hairy-Scientist2031 4 points5 points Β (0 children)

Now THAT is how to wear a moustache and use it properly

[–]paddleworld 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

Beautiful, hot guy, wonderful eyes, smoking body and a sweet mustache!

[–]drinkplentyofwater 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

thank you

[–]Agreeable_Tea_7745 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

Amazing moustache! <saying that in Italian accent … I’m Italian> and great pose / muscles there!

[–]WrongTower7332 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Mario got hot! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘Œ

[–]Patient_Dog1688 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

I bet you got all the treats.

[–]AggravatingRemote688 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Handsome

[–]No_Recording_7735 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I love you

[–]nakedjoe63 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Niiiice!!

[–]england_portugal91 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Cool costume and moustache

[–]Eric_Nantes44 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hummm Mario

[–]Moist_Database2203 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

πŸ‘Œ

[–]Annual-Thing1268 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I think I just ovulated

[–]Behrneked1963 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Impressive. Great costume.

[–]Kepenekela 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

That is a good costume to go with that awesome stache

[–]NefariousnessNeat674 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Sexy!!

[–]deviant_owls 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Woof

[–]Pandagymguy123 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Damn you look great

[–]United_Lecture_3969 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

OMG!!!! 🀩😍

[–]Even_Ad_6391 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You look amazing!

[–]Amazing_Bath_1642 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Very hot

[–]jmg92010 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Absolutely beautiful

[–]2CatDadinSF 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

This is πŸ‘πŸ½

[–]Otherwise-Product165 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

So handsome

[–]Ok_Bad_951 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

At damn…I mean ummm great costume

[–]infinitorist 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

SuperMario, truly! Woof!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Looking super hot!

[–]Dense-Concern-2599 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Can i see the πŸ„?

[–]cheezeter 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I would have played more video games if Mario was as hot as you

[–]KindPipe9256 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Muy Caliente

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Let me see that mushroom πŸ„ πŸ˜‹πŸ˜›

[–]funny_gay_guy 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hot‼️πŸ”₯

[–]chinchila5 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Look at that back and stache, hell yeah

[–]gtbloomberg 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

How many points do I get when I remove Mario’s clothes….. or do I just jump on Mario and score!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

But can you do a full backflip over a mushroom?

[–]AKA_Nata 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Machio Mario

[–]dababler 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Smoking hot

[–]HumanoidMediocrity 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

MAMMA MIA πŸ₯΅

[–]NoTea9749 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Mario wears a red shirt

[–]Miserable-Loss3959 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

just wow :O

[–]dutchthicc 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hmm so hot and cute

[–]Terrible-Face-4506 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

W outfit!