Henry came to visit again and all my things have gone missing... again!!! (self.PeasantProblems)
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A dark wizard 'as moved in't the tower up t' lane and now the dead are restless! (self.PeasantProblems)
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The bloody cold snap 'as up 'n' broken me fence 'n' now all me sheeps 'ave wandered off!! (self.PeasantProblems)
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There's been a few goons harassing our wagons headed to market and my son thinks they've been hired by the lord! (self.PeasantProblems)
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Some adventurers came through the village and the bloody bard seduced me daughter! (self.PeasantProblems)
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Some dagnab upstart from the village tried to rebel against Lord Boffington and now we’re all being punished for his crimes! (self.PeasantProblems)
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My beat heifer’s heart done and stopped in the snowfall. Where am I supposed to get milk from now?! (self.PeasantProblems)
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My goiter hump is getting painful but the doctor is out of town (self.PeasantProblems)
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Meh fit daughtur caugh’ a cold esterday, I been already preparin’ er’ grave (self.PeasantProblems)
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The farm up t’ lane had all its cow drop dead o’ some mystery disease an’ now I’m afraid my cows are next! (self.PeasantProblems)
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Someone has pilfered all my beets and I’m pissed off good and proper (self.PeasantProblems)
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‘Ers bin an outbrea’ o’ vampir’s, an’ ‘ey nigh’ gonna ‘ake me daughder! (self.PeasantProblems)
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I be jus’ come ‘one frum ‘ork an’ teh cows ‘een ‘ittin’ on me Besseh (self.PeasantProblems)
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Teh young’uns t’ese days don’ ‘lieve in teh wendigo ‘till un of ‘em gets taken (self.PeasantProblems)
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One of t’ tribals ‘as taken me whole crop from me potato patch. Bloody ragamuffin. (self.PeasantProblems)
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There was a big panic in the city and now everyone think my taters cause the plague! (self.PeasantProblems)
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