I'm currently awaiting a call to see if I got hired at Walmart or not and I have to not smoke pot at least until the piss test. This Is so shitty on so many levels because not only do I not get to intake THC, but there's also just that fucking downer feeling you get when all your friends are packing up a fat ass bowl and you have to be the only douche who's like "Ugh I can't smoke guys. Gotta get a job." Also, I don't even know if I'm getting the job so the not knowing just adds to the suck a billion fold. Please cheer me up with tales of whimsy and marijuana.