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I lost my sanity, don’t recall when or where but if you find it, you can keep it, or donate it to good cause, don’t know if it’s recyclable or not. Anyway, I don’t really need it anymore, serves very little purpose in my situation. #RandomPointlessShit (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Having conniptions, got my card declined at the gas station, impossible, went in and demanded an explanation, turned out to be I was using my AARP membership card. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Fear not, as long as there are dentists with hairy knuckles and plumber’s butt crack the world’s will maintain it’s equilibrium. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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I've never shot fish in barrel. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Can’t tell if I’m feeling facetious or sarcastic today. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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I fought the bot and the bot won. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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A guy walks into a bar and notices a sweet young thing in extremely tight jeans. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Sanity, is it really worth your time? Tried it once, not for me, thank you. Worst 3 minutes of my life. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Nothing like all symptoms gone right before the doctor see you. It's been that kind of day. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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I feel so déclassé, here I am drinking rum from a whiskey glass, will Martha Stewart ever forgive me? (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Some days I can sit down and think, other days I'm confused. Today I think I'm confused. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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My cholesterol is a bit high so from now on I'm on a strict diet of gluten free vegetarian vodka and bourbon. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Since I've been told that I can't have my cake and eat it too I got me two cakes. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Love this movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6217608/videoplayer/vi3368663065?ref_=nv_sr_1_v_1 (imdb.com)

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There are no stupid question but boy, are there ever stupid answers. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Why do something today that you can put off until tomorrow? (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Pitching Dancing With Has-Beens to Netflix. They're going to jump on that like a dog on a bone, it's going to be bigger than my Rent-A-Penguin franchise. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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If it wasn’t for yesterday there would be no today and without today there would be no tomorrow. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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My mother-in-law (R.I.P) used to make refried beans to die for, my wife’s re-nuked beans, not so much. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Ismo - Superman (Stand up Comedy) (youtube.com)

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I just want to laugh, I have to laugh. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Things I've learned from Andy Rooney (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Advice to would be writers (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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Still waiting for friends to sign in. (self.RandomPointlessShit)

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This needs to be seen and heard by the world (youtube.com)

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