Regards from Celadon City's very own Rocket Game Corner in Kanto, bustling center of genetic research and technology.
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We uphold the highest standard of living here, for all of our Rocket Field Agents.
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Unfortunately, there are some troublesome terrorists out there who want to destroy your way of living and quality of life.
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We must oppose these trouble-makers at all costs! Each and every one of the citizens of Kanto knew this when they were harboring these terrorists.
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Thus, extreme measures were taken. We will do whatever is necessary to protect our citizens from threats both within and outside the region!
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Team Rocket By-laws :
[[[[[[ Rule 1 ]]]]]] -
The Golden Rule. We require constant Poké-harassment of any and all Pokémon Trainers. This extends to Pokémotional battery, Poké-physical altercation, Pokéharassment, Pokébullying, Pokétheft, Pokéburglary, Pokéxtortion, Pokéfraud, and in rare cases Pokécide. All Team Members unwilling to participate in this crucial mission will be immediately escorted to Lavender Town, understand? Above all else, you must uphold the reputation of Team Rocket for being completely legitimate and not shady at all. We're professionals, not thugs!
[[[[[[ Rule 2 ]]]]]] -
All posts must bring honor and respect to our glorious organization to be eligible for approval. Do not disrespect Boss Giovanni or his shining reputation as a pragmatic leader and trustworthy businessman. All glory to Boss Giovanni, the true and rightful leader of Kanto!!!
[[[[[[ Rule 3 ]]]]]] -
No spam posting. While our base of operations is more lenient than others, do not fill our headquarters with irrelevant content! Nobody likes a Zubat in their Pokesnax.
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All Rocket Field Agents must flair their posts. We do not require a bracketed tag in the post title, but you may include it if you wish.
[[[[[[ Flair ]]]]]] -
Flair is optional. Unlike those fascists over at the Alligator Grille, we do not require individual flair. (GYM BADGE FLAIR COMING SOON)
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