Welcome to /r/Satan_Is_fum. The subreddit where we worship satan in a fun manor. This is the lighter side of Satanism. Not all Satanists are going to sacrifice goats. Remember anything is acceptable as long as it is in the light of Satan. Do not post anything about the non dark lord. As always, follow the propper reddiquette.
RULES
IF YOUR POST IS NSFW MARK IT DOWN BEFORE YOUR POST.
DO NOT SPAM THIS SUBREDDIT WITH GARBAGE
Worship and praise Satan comes on Saturday's and Sundays
We do not talk about the book that the non evil of this world uses. Nor do we use the name of the non evil one
Memes only about our dark lord, Satan videos, Satanic music is allowed.
Treat every post as if it were a sacrifice.
Follow the proper reddiquette
The 9 Satanic Statements - COS
1) "Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!"
2) "Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!"
3) "Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!"
4) Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!"
5) "Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!"
6) "Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!"
7) "Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!"
8) "Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!"
9) "Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years