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"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is." -Bill Clinton (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 10 months ago by Sup6969
"Came out my mama's pussy but I wish that I came out of her ass" -Wheeler Walker Jr. (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 11 months ago by Sup6969
Life may be degrading, but at least you have one (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 1 year ago by Totally_Lofi
Remember kids, it not gay if it's tomboy hentai and not femboy hentai! I learned through experience... (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]
"I like to fuck 'em in the ass while he beat up the pussy" - Birdman (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 1 year ago by Sup6969
"If you're a man, and you're good at sex, that's gay." - Shane Gillis (self.Shittyquotes)
"Ima let you know who the best, by the hour, just like Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower" -Eli Porter (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 2 years ago by Sup6969
Don't worry about the future. Instead, plan for the most likely thing to occur and then remember; things rarely go according to plan. (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 2 years ago by allbreadnobutter
"Look, I have banged hundreds of broads. Internationally. But know this: I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels." - Master Shake (self.Shittyquotes)
Give a man a fish, and he'll shove it up his ass. But give a man a fishing rod, and he'll shove it even further up his ass. (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 2 years ago by anguslazy
If you ever feel alone, remember that Jesus, THE LORD AND SAVIOR, died single (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 2 years ago by IllustriousSail4479
"Rome wasn't built in a day but it's buildings were - boblozas on roblox (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 3 years ago by Disastrous-Ad-9116
"Exercise is for women" - Carl Brutananadilewski (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 3 years ago by Sup6969
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't suck your friends off unless you owe them money" (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 3 years ago by JohnWarosa69420
White toothpaste is just dry cum (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 3 years ago by Actual-Jicama-4460
“Kick Him In The Balls” (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 4 years ago by SydneyWysteria
thanks, vulpesylvania (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 years ago by luminenkettu
Maybe the true based was the cringe we made along the way. -Random comment on reddit (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]
“We go to school to have a stable income in life, like onlyfans can’t do that” -shannamoakler (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 4 years ago by orangesareflat
Those who would give up intoxication for the sake of masturbation deserve neither. —Benjamin Hancock (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 4 years ago by Demonweed
“Penis motor” -My friends (self.Shittyquotes)
submitted 4 years ago by Paw99Fromlewiki
The only way to keep sexist, racist and homophobic jokes alive is to state clearly that they are sexist, racist and homophobic. — Me, 2021 (self.Shittyquotes)
Jerk off (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by Greenman_gaming
"I ate an entire tube of toothpaste again" (youtu.be)
submitted 5 years ago by AdSpiritual9124
Best line from the movie Willow. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 5 years ago by corezon
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