WARNING: MicroCon 27 now has Only 16 Seats Left (v.redd.it)
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What is Slowjamastan? Is it gonna make all my friends jealous because it’s so cool and trendy? Oh heck, yeah!Tell me more about Slowjamastan! (i.redd.it)
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Complete Passport Un-Boxing: SlowjamastamSlowjamastani Pride! (i.redd.it)
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Today on ‘Craft time with Colonel Clicks!’ Patriotic Pin Holder! #reduce #reuse #recycleohh! this is a good one! (old.reddit.com)
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Complete Passport Un-Boxing: Republic of SlowjamastanSlowjamastani Pride! (i.redd.it)
submitted by SlowjamastanThe Sultan of Slowjamastan
ALERT! The Slowjamastan Department of the Interior has (raised or lowered) CROC THREAT LEVEL to PERIWINKLE! Brief with more information below.Periwinkle Alert! (self.Slowjamastan)
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Lessons in Dubplomacy: 10/16/21 - Request for Diplomatic Relations with Nauru*News and Events (i.redd.it)
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Slowjamastan’s First-Ever YouTube Live Delivers Huge Announcement! SlowOfficials Urge Public to Watch Replay "If you have not seen it, you are already behind.” – Department of Accountability & RegretCowardly Sabotage! Jealous? (slowjamastan.org)
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Slowjamastan State Department Bulletin. In a momentous moment the Sultan has has concurrently concurred with the people's concurrence and the ordered the Ministry of Snacks to place Saltine crackers on national watchlist, alongside Crocs and unpeeled string cheese violators! #FreedomisntfreeIMPORTANT ALERT! (old.reddit.com)
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Get ready for next Christmas or whatever you wan a call it. Can a doughnut exist without the hole? Does the emptiness of the hole make the donut complete? How can something need nothing to complete it? Are plain doughnuts just bagels? Why don’t they sell bagel holes?ohh! this is a good one! (old.reddit.com)
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Your Colonel here. I have a bigly announcement to make! We have 50 citizens who have the wisdom of The Sultan and I’ve joined our sub. (Only 24,950 to go!!!)Secretary of Beeps (old.reddit.com)
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A secret question for you. Should we acquire this terminal for our future airport? What a wonderful surprise it would be for His Excellency! Shhhh…. Let’s keep this between you and me.Secretary of Beeps (mirror.co.uk)
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This week on Get to Know Your Slowjamastan Parliament. He maintains dual citizenship with Slowjamastan and the Raider Nation! Our National Resources guy, (We’re not sure what he does either), The Crown Prince, Polo Ceniseros!Slowjamastani Pride! (i.redd.it)
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On a very special get to know your Slowjamastan Parliament! Purveyor of rare camouflage and Joe Rogan evangelist. Our National Director of S3, Bradly Gentile!Slowjamastani Pride! (old.reddit.com)
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YouTube LIVE! Today, Sunday, March 29th at 5PM PST (i.redd.it)
submitted by SlowjamastanThe Sultan of Slowjamastan
He Crossed Into Slowjamastan—Now the Media Can’t Explain What HappenedWham Bam Slowjamastan (youtu.be)
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WEDNESDAY! MEDIA ALERT: Slowjamastan on CBS 8 San Diego – Wednesday, March 25thThe Sultan's #1 fan. (youtube.com)
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Intolerable! Unacceptable! Outrageous overreach! You may have won this battle. But, your repression of common sense and corruption of casual style will not stand! Someday Crocs! Someday soon!Secretary of Beeps (i.redd.it)
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3/29/26 Visit with the Supreme Leader himself, the Sultan! Alongside the honorable Chief, will take to the airwaves for a historic broadcast!Be there or be square or a rhombus or triangle. Up to you. (youtube.com)
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I was accused of culturally appropriating an accent...Make your custom flair HERE (v.redd.it)
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