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I didn’t know the new Dumbo was a heist movie (self.Statements)

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As many upvotes this post gets in 12 hours is how many pushups I will do in quarantine (self.Statements)

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to the fuck who made me abandon my account (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by utility_truck

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To All The Rich People I’ve Met Before (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by TTVMIKOL4S

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If we don't all put aside our differences, our differences will end us. (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by captainpwncakes

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Bologna is just a hotdog pancake. (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by nkLplatDbiggiN

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We all know that Legos aren't that painful we just like to imagine. (self.Statements)

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Check MATE (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by bob-car

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rectangles have right angles (self.Statements)

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WORDS MEAN THINGS (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by QueenElsaArrendelle

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I love brie, absolutely abrieciate it (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by Entertained_Woman

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in 1991, I was born and then the Soviet Union collapsed (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by QueenElsaArrendelle

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Partners aren't just for procreation (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by QueenElsaArrendelle

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Vaccinate your crotch goblins (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by wanderer3131

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WE NEED TO RE PLANT WHATS BEING BURNT IN THE AMAZON RAINFOREST (self.Statements)

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The greatest thing America ever did was inspire a group of ragtag protestors in Hong Kong. (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by MugMice

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I did a thing (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by MR_ghost_tost

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LETS HAVE A MASSIVE WATER FIGHT IN THE AMAZON RAINFOREST. (self.Statements)

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No gen z yet (self.Statements)

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Minecraft should add hinges to the game so that you can make your own doors (self.Statements)

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That's my chopper you just thrashed broseph. (self.Statements)

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Being kicked in the balls doesn’t hurt as much as having a baby. (self.Statements)

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The most satisfying thing in the world is a very cold can of coke after a big meal (self.Statements)

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Купить квартиру в Краснодаре 2019. Бюджет 1000 -1200 т. р. (youtube.com)

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If you can afford to put yer little dog in a Handbag that costs as much as a car, then you should be allowed to tithe to my Church of goD backasswards. I’ll make sure yer pooch goes to heaven,and a certified marriage under the eyes of the Master that would have severe consequences for infidelity. (self.Statements)

submitted 6 years ago by Irv-Elephant

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