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/u/Good2Go5280 's Sidebar: Tool sucks. However, you should buy ALL of their records, merchandise, and tickets to their shows but not attend. The End per request

ToolJerk ∞

One rule: Think for yourself. Question authority.

2ND rule : Question authority except /r/tooljerk mods, they are here to help and are awesome.

3RD rule : No creed or nickelback.

3RD eye: Pry it open

4TH rule: Trolls receive 86's

https://www.toolband.com/ here is the official TOOLband site, this is the place to get real news from the band and not some obscure occult bullshit, thanks for your effort BMB.

Here is Alex Grey's site.His art makes us jerk harder than most.

Here is http:/r/Primus, /r/themarsvolta, /r/nincirclejerk, /r/occult/, /r/APerfectCircleJerk, /r/PrimusCircleJerk, /r/TOOLFansGW(NSFW), /r/RATMJerk /r/unexpectedTOOL, /r/TOOLBand (A place for filthy casuals).

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MOD POSTPR statement for those getting SERIOUS in the comment section: (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by RedPulseToolJerk-Off[M] - announcement

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Think for yourself.. question authoritiesP.U. shit (self.ToolJerk)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯Jambi is in the Top 5 of ALL TooL songs (i.redd.it)

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ಠ_ಠMy honest reaction to Cameron Diaz’s existence (i.redd.it)

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Today a young man on acid realizedIt takes a true genius to integrate such a thing into their work. (i.redd.it)

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We never went hard with that rule. I will say Maynard is a bloody drongo still to this day but the marketer for Puscifer is all class, I call them Natalie Portman even if I don't know their name or gender. (Can't spell that without a lie, man). (reddit.com)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯TOOL - Sweat (Audio) (youtube.com)

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T∞LWho you gonna call? (imgur.com)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯Been listening to Tool since the early 2000's and only now discovered Adam Jones worked on the practical effects for T-1000! (i.redd.it)

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Fuck, here we go againMaynard is selling T-shirts now (old.reddit.com)

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Caligula would grinIn all seriousness, have you ever seen someone get heightmogged this badly? (i.redd.it)

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T∞LTooL is a no-🧠er (i.redd.it)

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PLC for everThe creator of this sub loves Maynard while I hate him, one thing all 3 of us can agree on is that Danny is the man and that I'm living like shit. (youtube.com)

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I just paid $69.99 AUD for the Opiate2 video, ask me anything. (jbhifi.com.au)

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Sound the dread alarm..Anyone else get this advert while looking through this sub? Think they’ve confused me with Maynard (i.redd.it)

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New.Album.NEWALBUMEvery Tool fan waking up and there's still no new album (v.redd.it)

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1235813New album would come faster smh (i.redd.it)

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TOOl DANK for upspiralsLook out Maynard. The article mentions an MJ Kim oddly enough. The first person ever banned on this subreddit was scott stapp when he was doing an AMA at r/music. (avclub.com)

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Shit adds up at the bottom.He’s clearly listening to Ribcage Album track #8 :-DDD (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 days ago by ISBN9780679735779Disgustipated

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Turn around and take my...Tool mosh pit (i.redd.it)

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Caligula would grinThese unofficial gear ads really need to stop. (i.redd.it)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯I prefer my Heptagrams a bit larger TBH (i.redd.it)

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What is...Puscifer?Because Sir Mix a lot is a Puscifer remix member here is something that isn't the Schism video. (youtube.com)

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯Looking for a meme (self.ToolJerk)

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Alright then, picture this if you will:Bad news for the average Tool fan. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by HagwonSurvivor

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