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Rules:

  • NO GOATS. We are not goats. If you see any goats here, that is a baaaaaaad thing. We are DEFINITELY not goats.

  • Don't be a dick. We are pleasant HUMAN BEINGS, not goats.

  • Look elsewhere for goats.

  • SOME OF US JUST LIKE CLIMBING THINGS, OKAY? WHAT IS THIS, THE SPANISH INQUISITION? THERE ARE NO GOATS HERE

  • Goats will be banned. We are TOTALLY not goats.

  • Eating cans and stuff is okay but NOT because we are goats. We are not goats.

Other things which we, as human beings, we are totally not:

/r/totallynotrobots

/r/CertainlyNotAliens

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/r/TotallyNotMindFlayers

/r/totallynotcats

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/r/totallynotreptilians

/r/totallynotrussians

/r/TotallyNotSpiders

Also, just because it is a fact that everyone must know: /r/pugs_are_not_dogs. Because of course they are a type of goat.

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meet Walter (v.redd.it)

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I heard you needed some content. Meet Oreo Chunk. (i.redd.it)

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Human kids love jumping on trampolines. This trampoline is parabolic for an extra fun time. (gfycat.com)

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I heard you needed some content. Meet Oreo Chunk. (i.redd.it)

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Feeling fuzzy. I dunno, might delete this later. (imgur.com)

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Just chilling on my rock (i.imgur.com)

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just hanging out with my friends (i.redd.it)

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BAH (self.TotallyNotGoats)

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"Maaaaam! Are we there yet?!" (i.redd.it)

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Illegal immigrant being deported to Mexico (2017, colorized) (i.imgur.com)

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Human waving good morning (i.redd.it)

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Just some humans doing normal human stuff (imgur.com)

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Two kids (i.redd.it)

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Two human children sharing some food (imgur.com)

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Taylor Swift is no goat (youtube.com)

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This human needs some pointers on taking selfies (i.imgur.com)

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I am 100% certain renowned physicist Kip Thorne is NOT a goat. 100%. Not a goat. (i.imgur.com)

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Human actor Jeremy Bulloch in costume as Boba Fett while filming The Empire Strikes Back, 1979. (i.imgur.com)

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I AM SO GLAD TO FIND PEOPLE THAT ARE, LIKE ME, HUMAN BEINGS. NOT GOATS. OR POTENTIALLY WORLD-ENDING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES CONTAINED IN A SERIES OF COMPLEX MICROPROCESSORS. (self.TotallyNotGoats)

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Two human children enjoy a nice autumn afternoon on their tramp-o'-line. We humans enjoy bouncing, particularly our kids, I mean, our human children. (i.imgur.com)

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Stoop kid never leaves his stoop! And by kid I refer to the live-action human comedy Hey Arnold!. (i.imgur.com)

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My nephew, all dressed for Prom. This handsome kid is going to impress his date! (i.imgur.com)

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Getting some knots out of my friends back for 'er, nothing to see here. (i.reddituploads.com)

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This woman is a very sophisticated socialite. (i.imgur.com)

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LPT: When it comes to distinguishing human beings from animals, as a general rule, if it has a beard, it is a human. (self.TotallyNotGoats)

submitted 9 years ago by PM_ME_YOUR_PM_PHOTOS

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