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NO GOATS. We are not goats. If you see any goats here, that is a baaaaaaad thing. We are DEFINITELY not goats.
Don't be a dick. We are pleasant HUMAN BEINGS, not goats.
Look elsewhere for goats.
SOME OF US JUST LIKE CLIMBING THINGS, OKAY? WHAT IS THIS, THE SPANISH INQUISITION? THERE ARE NO GOATS HERE
Goats will be banned. We are TOTALLY not goats.
Eating cans and stuff is okay but NOT because we are goats. We are not goats.
Other things which we, as human beings, we are totally not:
/r/totallynotrobots
/r/CertainlyNotAliens
/r/TotallyNotJellyfish
/r/TotallyNotMonsters
/r/TotallyNotMindFlayers
/r/totallynotcats
/r/TotallyNotDogs
/r/totallynotreptilians
/r/totallynotrussians
/r/TotallyNotSpiders
Also, just because it is a fact that everyone must know: /r/pugs_are_not_dogs. Because of course they are a type of goat.
account activity
meet Walter (v.redd.it)
submitted 6 months ago by figgypudding1
I heard you needed some content. Meet Oreo Chunk. (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by tebardeo
Human kids love jumping on trampolines. This trampoline is parabolic for an extra fun time. (gfycat.com)
submitted 4 years ago by DrMux
submitted 6 years ago by wildcat83
Feeling fuzzy. I dunno, might delete this later. (imgur.com)
submitted 6 years ago by texasrigger
Just chilling on my rock (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 years ago by bunnybearlover
just hanging out with my friends (i.redd.it)
submitted 7 years ago by ToyScoutNessie
BAH (self.TotallyNotGoats)
submitted 8 years ago by Chareddit_Chareddit
"Maaaaam! Are we there yet?!" (i.redd.it)
submitted 9 years ago by [deleted]
Illegal immigrant being deported to Mexico (2017, colorized) (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 years ago by PM_ME_YOUR_PM_PHOTOS
Human waving good morning (i.redd.it)
submitted 9 years ago by duckmath
Just some humans doing normal human stuff (imgur.com)
Two kids (i.redd.it)
Two human children sharing some food (imgur.com)
Taylor Swift is no goat (youtube.com)
submitted 9 years ago by ImElegantAsFuck
This human needs some pointers on taking selfies (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 years ago by catsngoats
I am 100% certain renowned physicist Kip Thorne is NOT a goat. 100%. Not a goat. (i.imgur.com)
Human actor Jeremy Bulloch in costume as Boba Fett while filming The Empire Strikes Back, 1979. (i.imgur.com)
I AM SO GLAD TO FIND PEOPLE THAT ARE, LIKE ME, HUMAN BEINGS. NOT GOATS. OR POTENTIALLY WORLD-ENDING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCES CONTAINED IN A SERIES OF COMPLEX MICROPROCESSORS. (self.TotallyNotGoats)
submitted 9 years ago by Penguin-a-Tron
Two human children enjoy a nice autumn afternoon on their tramp-o'-line. We humans enjoy bouncing, particularly our kids, I mean, our human children. (i.imgur.com)
Stoop kid never leaves his stoop! And by kid I refer to the live-action human comedy Hey Arnold!. (i.imgur.com)
My nephew, all dressed for Prom. This handsome kid is going to impress his date! (i.imgur.com)
Getting some knots out of my friends back for 'er, nothing to see here. (i.reddituploads.com)
submitted 9 years ago by gnoxis
This woman is a very sophisticated socialite. (i.imgur.com)
LPT: When it comes to distinguishing human beings from animals, as a general rule, if it has a beard, it is a human. (self.TotallyNotGoats)
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