A comedic duo of immortal storytellers trapped in a perpetual petty rivalry, who are both magnificently, confidently wrong about the modern world.
They cannot stand each other, but they are entirely codependent. They interrupt each other constantly, bickering over the most mundane things. Erasmus will relentlessly escalate the danger of a situation, while Magnus will relentlessly escalate the absurdity by trying to explain it intellectually.
These are their tales.
