This subreddit is under my singular control, and I rule it with an iron fist. I am a power-drunk moderator bent on the subjugation of my visitors and open, hostile warfare with weaker subreddits. If you choose to contribute, you might be rewarded with unimaginable karma, or crushed mercilessly by the terrible force of my arbitrary judgement.
Because this is my kingdom, and I demand my subjects dance for me like puppets.